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Phobos Moon January 9th, 2001 07:08 PM

Yummy!!
 
My boyfriends ass tastes nice, he beefed all over my face and there was a nut in it! Afterwards, I blew my nose and shit came out!! Ever had brown snot??! It's Funny! Then, Without my knowing, he held a lighter to his ass and farted . I no longer have eyebrows,pubic hair or nose hairs, but it smelled like sulfur and turtle-wax, and was well worth it! http://boards.ioerror.com/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Phobos Moon (edited January 09, 2001).]

Central January 9th, 2001 07:14 PM

neat

FRaGMaN11 January 9th, 2001 07:29 PM

O my god..../me pukes

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syphon390 January 9th, 2001 10:29 PM

fuck

Phobos Moon January 27th, 2001 12:49 PM

/me defecates

[GIT]r-man January 27th, 2001 01:21 PM

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!! http://boards.ioerror.com/tongue.gif

EliteSoldier January 27th, 2001 02:14 PM

ohh my fucking god i think i just lost my fucking lunch all over my computer

That is fucking sick ur boyfriend is a fucking sick bastard

then again ur probably making this up

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Xenomorph January 28th, 2001 11:31 AM

Poor, poor Phobos.

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-Axiom- January 28th, 2001 03:43 PM

This is a quality thread.

PitaBred January 28th, 2001 09:53 PM

Phobos is my daddy http://boards.ioerror.com/smile.gif Maybe not... he's still welcome in the Melee, tho http://boards.ioerror.com/biggrin.gif

(Though you really ought to consider making the word WARNING: a permanent part of any new subject you post, PM http://boards.ioerror.com/biggrin.gif)

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The Lamb January 28th, 2001 10:10 PM

What kind of nut was it?

Ozymandius January 29th, 2001 01:47 PM

lol

Phobos Moon January 30th, 2001 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Lamb:
What kind of nut was it?
sometims you feel like a nut...sometimes you dont... sometimes you have one on your face

January 30th, 2001 04:38 PM

felch me, phobos

[This message has been edited by &#13 (edited January 30, 2001).]

rojazz January 30th, 2001 05:05 PM

/me hurls

The Lamb January 30th, 2001 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phobos Moon:
sometims you feel like a nut...sometimes you dont... sometimes you have one on your face
I care nothing for your personal views on the nut, nor am I interested in its relative geographical position. What i wish to know is the genus of the nut.

Phobos Moon January 30th, 2001 08:22 PM

Felch is when you cum in someones ass, then suck it out with a tube.

syphon390 January 30th, 2001 08:47 PM

Phobos ever hear of Bukake http://boards.ioerror.com/wink.gif

Phobos Moon January 31st, 2001 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by syphon390:
Phobos ever hear of Bukake http://boards.ioerror.com/wink.gif
is that when you poop a long thick brown dookie log into somebodys mouth, and then they wait for it to digest, and then they spray it back on your face in diarrehea form? or is that the one where you trick your boyfriend into smelling your fart and then you shoot black shit all over his face?

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zachamus February 10th, 2001 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phobos Moon:
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that is the nastiest hot johnny i've ever seen.
/me pukes in corner

[EDIT: We don't need that shown again]
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syphon390 February 10th, 2001 02:45 AM

HOT JONNY!??! wtf never heard that "sex" term before Man sick fucks who do that shit need to die

Xenomorph February 10th, 2001 10:21 AM

Uhg! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net4/pukeface.gif
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You Can Call Me Newbie February 10th, 2001 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phobos Moon:
Felch is when you cum in someones ass, then suck it out with a tube.
They actually have a word for that?

Dolby109 February 11th, 2001 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phobos Moon:
Felch is when you cum in someones ass, then suck it out with a tube.
Oh...I thought that was a pussy fart...

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DT_21 February 12th, 2001 04:08 PM

*Spits his soda all over the screen* HOLY SHIT! I'm ABOUT TO LOSE MY DINNER!


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brntrob February 12th, 2001 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dolby109:
Quote:

Originally posted by Phobos Moon:
Felch is when you cum in someones ass, then suck it out with a tube.
Oh...I thought that was a pussy fart...


thats a queef



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