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Adrian Ţepeş February 7th, 2010 02:27 PM

What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Not something expensive like jewelry =p

Just something small, but a good present :)

Any ideas?

Inyri Forge February 7th, 2010 02:29 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Chocolate.

If a girl doesn't like chocolate then she's not a real girl and you don't want her.

KeNDaLL2000 February 7th, 2010 03:09 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Make homemade coupons for favors - romantic or work related. Due it to suit that special someone.

Mr. Matt February 7th, 2010 03:10 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Mr. Matt's List of Top Ten Exciting* Valentine's Gifts
  1. Deep fat fryer
  2. Tool kit
  3. Banana (you know)
  4. Weightwatchers membership pack
  5. Vacuum cleaner
  6. A plush rhinoceros
  7. An adventure holiday in Afghanistan
  8. A voucher for one free breast enlargement operation
  9. A selection of fine cheese
  10. Chocolate (plus #4)

* Exciting as in dangerous.

Red Menace February 7th, 2010 03:15 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KeNDaLL2000 (Post 5235089)
Make homemade coupons for favors - romantic or work related. Due it to suit that special someone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venture Brothers
Monarch Henchman #3: Someone got him Brock Samson? Now I feel like a tool.
Monarch Henchman #4: What'd you get him?
Monarch Henchman #3: I made him coupons for one free washing of the Monarch Mobile and one free backrub.
Monarch Henchman #4: Aren't those your jobs anyway?
Monarch Henchman #3: Yeah, but... these are coupons

Just made me think of that.


Anyways, I'm probably going to get some flowers and chocolates and call it a day. Since I have no idea what she wants and she almost never tells me when she wants something.

Mr. Pedantic February 7th, 2010 03:23 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Flowers and Chocolate. Or take her out somewhere.

Quote:

Mr. Matt's List of Top Ten Exciting* Valentine's Gifts
Deep fat fryer
Tool kit
Banana (you know)
Weightwatchers membership pack
Vacuum cleaner
A plush rhinoceros
An adventure holiday in Afghanistan
A voucher for one free breast enlargement operation
A selection of fine cheese
Chocolate (plus #4)

* Exciting as in dangerous.
:rofl:

Exciting for you, for her, or both?

Datarock February 7th, 2010 05:34 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by computernerd (Post 5235055)
Not something expensive like jewelry =p

Heh. Girls don't dig cheapskates dude. (;

But if she loves you enough, she'll probably settle for the obvious choice of flowers or chocolate, or if she's lucky and you can stretch it, both.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt
Mr. Matt's List of Top Ten Exciting* Valentine's Gifts
  1. Weightwatchers membership pack
  2. Vacuum cleaner
  3. Chocolate (plus #4)

Haha. Mr. Matt is still owning the Internet.

Inyri Forge February 7th, 2010 06:01 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KeNDaLL2000 (Post 5235089)
Make homemade coupons for favors - romantic or work related. Due it to suit that special someone.

That's such a cop out and we all know it. :lulz:

Plus it works much better when you live together and then actually means something.

Schofield February 7th, 2010 06:40 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Datarock (Post 5235171)
Heh. Girls don't dig cheapskates dude. (;

But if she loves you enough, she'll probably settle for the obvious choice of flowers or chocolate, or if she's lucky and you can stretch it, both.

I'm not sure you know what "love" is...

Primarch Vulkan February 7th, 2010 07:06 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
You can tie a bow-tie around your hardon and get her to unwrap it quickly mind you.

Last time I was bugger I filled my loved ones room with Balloons...about 6ft high with 'em

Pethegreat February 7th, 2010 07:17 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
The best gift of them all:


Destroyer25 February 7th, 2010 07:45 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Depends on the girl, if your looking for something rather inexpensive then chocolate and or flowers is always good. But if you really know your girl then you wouldn't be asking, you'd know exactly what she wanted. This year I'm going to make dinner for me and my girlfriend, then you know what. :naughty:

And as awesome as the bathroom sex sounds, http://forums.filefront.com/general-...bathrooms.html

I think a girl is looking for something more romantic.

Mastershroom February 7th, 2010 08:47 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Take her out to dinner somewhere nice. Nothing over the top or too expensive, but someplace you can both dress a little fancier than usual. Girls love occasions for which they can doll themselves up.

Admiral Donutz February 8th, 2010 04:50 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Buy her a present (and she you a present) or other option such as a dinner well before or after the commercialist Valentines day? I'd change the question to "what is a good gift for your partner?" and you'll end up with various options cliche/obvious options such as flowers, chocolate, blingbling/shiny things or a dinner, a day trip etc. for girls and err.. nothing, useful items (hardware), dinner, a day trip for guys.

You buy give her some nice small token at any given day of the year, she buys you some.
You take her out, she takes you out. By eachother as much (or as few) items as you feel like, whatever makes you happy. I'd still avoid fathers/mothers/grandmoters/grandfathers/valentines/.../ day though for such occasions. Hell, it would be much more of a suprise to do so and therefor might be a lot more fun or even "genuine" IMHO.

zeeshan_2011 February 12th, 2010 10:04 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
You can express your love by giving the flower to your lover.

Sadim-Al-Bouncer February 13th, 2010 07:36 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Nice dinner, go to a movie, hot sex, etc...

Destroyer25 February 13th, 2010 08:08 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
My plan is a movie, dinner, gifts, then hot sex. :naughty:

Dragonelf68 February 13th, 2010 12:32 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pethegreat (Post 5235233)
The best gift of them all:


Goddamn it. You beat me too it.

AegenemmnoN February 13th, 2010 12:50 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
"what is a good valentines day gift?"


the dick.



i am so woefully strapped for cash right now....hot girlfriend, valentines day, empty gas tank. fuuuuuuuu

Dragonelf68 February 13th, 2010 08:00 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Sometimes the best gift can be something you make yourself.

Deimos February 13th, 2010 11:01 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Chocolates and flowers, a nice dinner out, a movie, and then the rest is up to you! ;)

Stratopwn3r February 15th, 2010 01:46 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
I got my gf chocolate from Austria. She got me a shirt and her period.

Adrian Ţepeş February 15th, 2010 01:54 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5242571)
She got me a shirt and her period.

Wait...what?

Scientist Dr. Professor February 15th, 2010 01:56 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
His present was no V-Day sex.

Oh, and I'm a pimp and didn't give the girl I'm dating right now any present. :cool:

Stratopwn3r February 15th, 2010 01:58 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
^ What he said, Im still stuck on second base.

Destroyer25 February 15th, 2010 03:01 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5242588)
^ What he said, Im still stuck on second base.

Isn't she catholic or something?

Primarch Vulkan February 15th, 2010 03:29 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
just have sex with her when she's sleeping...

Warforger February 15th, 2010 03:34 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Wouldn't that wake her up?

As for the question, a hooker :naughty:

>Omen< February 15th, 2010 03:58 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Take her to Junk in the Box: Saturday Night Live - D*** in a Box - Video - NBC.com

Originally it was intended for Xmas, but might work for VD too,...uh, Valentine's Day that is.

Stratopwn3r February 15th, 2010 10:35 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer25 (Post 5242654)
Isn't she catholic or something?

Jewish

neko_cat February 15th, 2010 11:27 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Something handmade is always better unless you really botched up making something. If that happens, just send her a funny card with the story written on it. Lol.

Games for girls who play them works too. I got Star Ocean International ed. for the PS3 from my bf and that made my Valentines. :)

Primarch Vulkan February 16th, 2010 12:53 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Warforger (Post 5242670)
Wouldn't that wake her up?

Not if you where ninja like...:Puzzled:

Dragonelf68 February 16th, 2010 08:31 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Here's a good valentines gift!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...bes_herpes.jpg
Herpes!
There's also sperm
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...robe_sperm.jpg
and HIV
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...cteria-hiv.jpg

Destroyer25 February 16th, 2010 08:38 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5242918)
Jewish

Do you think that's one of the reasons why?

Stratopwn3r February 16th, 2010 11:27 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer25 (Post 5243078)
Do you think that's one of the reasons why?

Oh god yes!

>Omen< February 16th, 2010 11:52 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonelf68 (Post 5243068)

The first one looks like the DOW Scrubbing Bubble. LOL

Dragonelf68 February 16th, 2010 12:37 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
That's herpes for you!

Adrian Ţepeş February 16th, 2010 12:39 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5243347)
Oh god yes!

Is it really that bad?

Stratopwn3r February 16th, 2010 01:29 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by computernerd (Post 5243413)
Is it really that bad?

She's scared to show me her body.

Adrian Ţepeş February 16th, 2010 01:32 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
What's wrong with that?

Mastershroom February 16th, 2010 01:36 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
That's a pretty pathetic excuse, if you ask me. Every girl I've dated got out of that shy phase within a month, including one Jewish girl. How long have you two been together?

Stratopwn3r February 16th, 2010 01:51 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zamamee (Post 5243550)
That's a pretty pathetic excuse, if you ask me. Every girl I've dated got out of that shy phase within a month, including one Jewish girl. How long have you two been together?

a year and 3 months.

Mastershroom February 16th, 2010 02:13 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
And how much of her have you seen since then, out of curiosity?

Destroyer25 February 16th, 2010 03:07 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5243523)
She's scared to show me her body.

Is that because she has low self esteem and she thinks shes fat? Or does she just not want to have sex?

Nittany Tiger February 16th, 2010 03:10 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inyri Forge (Post 5235060)
Chocolate.

If a girl doesn't like chocolate then she's not a real girl and you don't want her.

So you hate chocolate?

>Omen< February 16th, 2010 10:04 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
LOL, funny how I was thinking earlier when reading about the chocolates that they can come back to haunt you when your girlfriend, turn wife, turn 200 lb overeater, can't manage to keep her hands off them.

@Strat,
On the whole sex thing, I haven't read all the posts, but many women are resistant to it not out of embarrassment or self consciousness, but out of worry that the guy may be more interested in their body than the non physical part of them, like Zam sounds to be. They read that as being shallow and non committal. How dare any guy accuse a women of not putting out as if she NEEDS an excuse. Just move on and look for someone else that's as loose as you if that's your mindset. If you want more than that however, you have to know the female you're with well to know what approach is going to work, and it can be hard to tell.

Some women may not seem to obsess over the little romantic nuances, but most every female wants at least some level of it, and when they don't see it they become concerned about your sincerity. A big part of romance is patience. I know that sounds old fashioned and some may think 21 months is long enough if not too long, but ask yourself this. Do you think if you'd been more romantic with her she'd not been so hesitant? If you hesitate at all with that question, you may already know the answer.

To a large degree, the stereotypes about men not wanting to show and talk about their feelings while women do is true. In a primordial sense, men are still of the hunter mindset, and women of the gatherer. A female would be more likely to talk with her female friends in private about where you'd taken her, what gifts you'd bought her, etc. Here you are on a public forum asking how to get into her pants. Totally different mindsets, and I dare say if she knew what was being discussed here it might take you even longer to gain carnal knowledge of her, if you had any success at all.

Bottom line, all you need decide is if you want one cheap slut after another, or a woman that's worth spending a lot of time if not a lifetime with. One takes little if any time and commitment, the other takes much patience, understanding, and yes, that "C" word some guys fear most.

Dragonelf68 February 16th, 2010 10:11 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5243590)
a year and 3 months.

wat. That is very, very suprising. Have you atleast been able to feel her up? Or gotten something from her? (you know what I mean)

Mastershroom February 16th, 2010 10:27 PM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by >Omen< (Post 5244200)
the guy may be more interested in their body than the non physical part of them, like Zam sounds to be.

Begging your pardon, but I've been with my current girlfriend since 2007, and I have no intention of breaking up. Believe me, if the sex was all there was to it, we'd have split a looooong time ago, because frankly, that would get boring. It's not my fault she just also happens to be a beautiful girl. =p

But hey, thanks for calling me shallow.

Stratopwn3r February 17th, 2010 09:41 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zamamee (Post 5243613)
And how much of her have you seen since then, out of curiosity?

Waist up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer25 (Post 5243715)
Is that because she has low self esteem and she thinks shes fat? Or does she just not want to have sex?

She doesn't like her body.

Quote:

Originally Posted by >Omen< (Post 5244200)
LOL, funny how I was thinking earlier when reading about the chocolates that they can come back to haunt you when your girlfriend, turn wife, turn 200 lb overeater, can't manage to keep her hands off them.

@Strat,
On the whole sex thing, I haven't read all the posts, but many women are resistant to it not out of embarrassment or self consciousness, but out of worry that the guy may be more interested in their body than the non physical part of them, like Zam sounds to be. They read that as being shallow and non committal. How dare any guy accuse a women of not putting out as if she NEEDS an excuse. Just move on and look for someone else that's as loose as you if that's your mindset. If you want more than that however, you have to know the female you're with well to know what approach is going to work, and it can be hard to tell.

Some women may not seem to obsess over the little romantic nuances, but most every female wants at least some level of it, and when they don't see it they become concerned about your sincerity. A big part of romance is patience. I know that sounds old fashioned and some may think 21 months is long enough if not too long, but ask yourself this. Do you think if you'd been more romantic with her she'd not been so hesitant? If you hesitate at all with that question, you may already know the answer.

To a large degree, the stereotypes about men not wanting to show and talk about their feelings while women do is true. In a primordial sense, men are still of the hunter mindset, and women of the gatherer. A female would be more likely to talk with her female friends in private about where you'd taken her, what gifts you'd bought her, etc. Here you are on a public forum asking how to get into her pants. Totally different mindsets, and I dare say if she knew what was being discussed here it might take you even longer to gain carnal knowledge of her, if you had any success at all.

Bottom line, all you need decide is if you want one cheap slut after another, or a woman that's worth spending a lot of time if not a lifetime with. One takes little if any time and commitment, the other takes much patience, understanding, and yes, that "C" word some guys fear most.

It isn't a big deal. And I was the one who wanted the committed relationship. On our second date, she refused to let me walk her home, because she didn't want her parents to know she was out with a boy AND so that it would be easier to break up with me. I am also the more romantic in the relationship (that might sound dicky.) Also, if I ask her to do something, even none sexual things, like ask her parents about halloween or a ski trip. She freaks out at acts like it's a big deal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonelf68 (Post 5244208)
wat. That is very, very suprising. Have you atleast been able to feel her up? Or gotten something from her? (you know what I mean)

Yes and no.

Mastershroom February 17th, 2010 09:48 AM

Re: What is a good Valentine's Day present?
 
That just seems very weird...sounds like she either has some sort of commitment issues (I've had to deal with this sort of thing), or maybe she's just not that into the relationship.


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