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Old September 24th, 2009   #11
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I've read it and laughed, what a bloody idiot. Isn't the first rule of a criminal act to get in & out ASAP?

Be quick (time) & try not to get noticed (leave no trail). The two basic principles.
Logging in on a computer during a burglary means you risk:
- Having the house occupant walk in on you (time)
- Leave evidence (trail)
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Old September 24th, 2009   #12
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You can have really stupid thieves or really cunning ones. Typically these two types provides most of our stories, humor and an interesting one respectively.

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Old September 24th, 2009   #13
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Oh, noobs these days.
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Old September 24th, 2009   #14
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Knowing the US legal system, he will walk.

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Old September 28th, 2009   #15
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That is pretty stupid.. I heard a lot of these stories lately.
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LOL. at least, he can update his status in Facebook.
now i wonder, what's the status message he'll put in his account? :lol:
"Johnathon Parker is wondering why everyone is warning him about dropping the soap. Any tips, guys?"
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Old September 28th, 2009   #17
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Knowing how?
Knowing how stupid our legal system is and how with enough money, you are innocent of anything.

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"Johnathon Parker is wondering why everyone is warning him about dropping the soap. Any tips, guys?"
what is it about dropping the soap? i don't get it.
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what is it about dropping the soap? i don't get it.
Are you sure you are 19? For a 19 year old, you really dont get alot of the sexual innuendo around here. Like when I asked if Emma Watson used her wand for personal purposes. Who wouldnt get that?

Or maybe you are just too mature for these forums.

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Bwahahahahaa, hilarious. Retard deserves his prison time.
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