Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

I've read it and laughed, what a bloody idiot. Isn't the first rule of a criminal act to get in & out ASAP?

Be quick (time) & try not to get noticed (leave no trail). The two basic principles.
Logging in on a computer during a burglary means you risk:
- Having the house occupant walk in on you (time)
- Leave evidence (trail)

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

You can have really stupid thieves or really cunning ones. Typically these two types provides most of our stories, humor and an interesting one respectively.

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

Oh, noobs these days.

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

Knowing the US legal system, he will walk.

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

That is pretty stupid.. I heard a lot of these stories lately.Knowing how? :p

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

"Johnathon Parker is wondering why everyone is warning him about dropping the soap. Any tips, guys?"

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

Knowing how stupid our legal system is and how with enough money, you are innocent of anything.

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

what is it about dropping the soap? i don't get it. :confused:

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

Are you sure you are 19? For a 19 year old, you really dont get alot of the sexual innuendo around here. Like when I asked if Emma Watson used her wand for personal purposes. Who wouldnt get that?

Or maybe you are just too mature for these forums.

Re: Burglar checks facebook, forgets to log off
 

Bwahahahahaa, hilarious. Retard deserves his prison time.