I want these people dead. Now.

[NiteStryker]

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After becoming social pariahs thanks to their shenanigans on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here!, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially taken the final dive into full-blown religious hysteria. The two appeared on conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones' radio show where Heidi talked about 9/11, Obama bringing on Armageddon and the evils of birth control. Via Jezebel:

I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick, and I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they'd never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it's just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.

At one point, the conversation turned to nightclubs that are allegedly having customers implant microchips in their hands to have access to VIP areas which, for those who don't know, is what modern evangelicals believe is the mark of the beast:

"You would have to kill me before I get a chip, that would never happen. The fact that people are even already OK with this is sickening, I could throw up right now. A chip? are we dogs? Not even dogs deserve chips. It says in the bible that it's the mark of the beast and that is a sign of worshipping the devil - so over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body. My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me, I will not worship the devil, I will not be conformed to this world, that will not happen."

Somehow I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus spoke about the dangers of microchips. Must've been right after his sermon on the virtues of fake tits, posing for Playboy and drunken gun ownership. Yeah, that sounds like Jesus.

Why are these people fucking famous!?!?!? They havent done anything except talk stupid!!!

I want these people dead! I want their families dead! I want their house burned to the ground!

[Uwsar-Hat-Anupuw]

Awww isn't that cute? A talking whore...

There both full of shit...

"no one will ever put anything in me" I wonder if she's a Virgin?

[Commissar MercZ]

It's amazing how these people can make a living off being despised or being stupid.

[Mihail]

Why are these people fucking famous!?!?!? They havent done anything except talk stupid!!!

It's people like you no offense, talking about them, is what makes them famous, the Media is driven by what the average yuppie whats to hear about, and sadly, when they say "outrageous" things, 20 million people lap it up like it's milk and they get paid out the ass.

[NiteStryker]

God..only in America.

Sometimes we do deserve the nukes. I would fully support the nuking of LA if it wernt for the giant punch in the dick it would be for the economy.

[Dr. Awesome]

Sometimes we do deserve the nukes. I would fully support the nuking of LA if it wernt for the giant punch in the dick it would be for the economy.

Do not limit such lauching nukes towards LA, think bigger, like the earth.

[Commissar MercZ]

Originally Posted by Mihail

It's people like you no offense, talking about them, is what makes them famous, the Media is driven by what the average yuppie whats to hear about, and sadly, when they say "outrageous" things, 20 million people lap it up like it's milk and they get paid out the ass.

Oh sure, Perez Hilton built a career out of this.

[nexuo]

Why would you wish them dead? I think that women is rather hilarious.

"My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me"
Seriously? No offspring from you? Thank god!

"I will not be conformed to this world, that will not happen."
Living in her own imagination world LOL

[Warforger]

That's so stupid, I hate these fanatics, like "ARMAGEDDON 2012!" IIRC there were a couple of verses in the bible that basiclly said it will happen when God decides to to be the right time, it would be foolish to believe that its going to happen on a set date while its also foolish to believe its not going to happen in your lifetime. I'm not even religious, but my Mom still takes me to church anyway.

IMO, what we really need to do is reform channels like the History channel, make it talk about history again and not Aliens, Armageddon, worldwide Free Mason dictatorship and catastrophe's (although there interesting a bit scary at the same time, while Life After People is probably the dumbest show they've done, thats believing the Christian belief of the time before Armageddon where all the True Christians die and go to heaven so they don't have to go through the torment, since we don't know how its all going to end and all, there's no point in speculating what will happen). We also need to get the debunk's and stories which prove this crap wrong more noticed, right now this kind of stuff is thriving.

[ShadowSteelDragon]

If I am ever within arm's reach of these two, I swear to God I'm going to kill them. Just to make them shut up.