Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

Found this gem on another forum:

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-cont...an-penis02.gif

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-cont...an-penis03.jpg

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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:rofl:

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

Awesome ! Strange too.

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Hmm I remember hearing about something similar to this happing in the states except it was with a garden hose.lol I think someone should buy this guy a hooker.

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He deserves a honorary mention at the Darwin Awards.

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o my god, what would poses him to do that

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That should be a new insult. You are so desperate you would fck the park bench !

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Just browsing the Darwin Awards site, i noticed a similiar event;
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html
God i love that site.

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The books are great.

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i am going to use tis

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What ever happened to masturbating in the comfort [and PRIVACY] of your own home? Maybe he likes the feel of wood... weird. This reminds me of the man "stuck in the pool jet."

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It wasn't wood, it was cold, cold metal.

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Ah well, that's a different story. ;)

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Wow that guy is a freaking genius.

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Must be said I find it pretty amazing he could keep it up for four hours, especially under those conditions. :lol:

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He probably hasn't seen a vagina in years.

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Not as bad as the guy humping a bicycle. He's still serving his time.

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*I* haven't seen a vagina in years...well, not on purpose. But I'm not dominated by my hormones...

The guy who did that is another example of why I dislike people: they're not all that intelligent...

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This has happened before recently . . . why . . . nevermind, not even gonna try . . . I can't believe how stupid people are, except I CAN understand haha

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I wonder who made the first move ....? Him or the bench ? I wonder if he cheated on someone with the bench too...

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The real question is if the bench was cheating on someone with the man . . .

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I think the questions on a few peoples minds is.

Was that the only action the bench ever saw?
Why didn't he just think of dead kittens to get it down? Or was it so severely swollen the blood clotted?

The doctors that saved his schlong... I get the feeling they should have just amputated it out of sheer kind actions to humanity.

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Why are there so many weaklings that get depressed and turn themselves into fools, idiots and imbeciles?

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I found one on msn this one guy was oging to pee in a bottle and his penis got stuck IN the bottle....

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thats a pretty dumb dude...
imagie it.. omg...
"they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen"

no thankyou..

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OK, I'm sure all the men here understand the physiological concepts of the penis. Surely, instead of ritually humiliating himself in public, he could have just thought of grandma in a bikini until he went flaccid?

Or just had a wank, the stupid bastard.

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Perhaps he's a bit of an exhibitionist...that's why he chose a park bench and he didn't just penetrate a bench in his home or something.

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http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/...o-facepalm.jpg


I believe the picture pretty much sums it up

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<3 for you. Priceless.

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This will be a great story for the grand kids.

He couldn't. It's the same concept as putting on a ring that is too small. Sure it goes on easily, but it doesn't come off easily. Because the blood vessels and organ swells up to the point blood flow is being blocked off and all that good stuff.

So basically, he probably was flaccid, except the very middle... which is probably quite swollen

Nice imagery.

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I don't want to think about that! *Eyes explode*

But Knippy does make a good point there...

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Lol, poor (lucky? as his penis didn't had to be amputated) foolish man... :cort:

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I've never understood this arrogance that people have. You don't like them because they don't fit within your definition of intelligent? What about average people? What the hell is wrong with them? Stupid people are a source of amusement, I don't have any contempt for the demographic as a whole.

Now, the guy himself. What kind of pleasure do you get from a park bench? Does it have any way of actually . . massaging it?

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You misunderstand me. What I was trying to say was that people as a whole tend to do incredibly stupid things even when reason presents itself. Does it sound like a good idea to you to hump a park bench? Certainly doesn't to me, yet this guy did it and got stuck. Man is supposed to be intelligent, but I begin to wonder when people do things like that...

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A park bench fetish.....thats a new one....

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I say the object is irrelevant, it's that he's an exhibitionist and the bench was in a public location.

Either that, or he was crazy horny and he "just couldn't wait" which I can understand I guess but go into a restroom or something to tug, not in public.

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Well if he couldnt wait he WAS in a park. Couldnt he have gone behind some bushes and do it?