Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

Found this gem on another forum:

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-cont...an-penis02.gif

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-cont...an-penis03.jpg

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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:rofl:

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

Awesome ! Strange too.

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

Hmm I remember hearing about something similar to this happing in the states except it was with a garden hose.lol I think someone should buy this guy a hooker.

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

He deserves a honorary mention at the Darwin Awards.

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

o my god, what would poses him to do that

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

That should be a new insult. You are so desperate you would fck the park bench !

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

Just browsing the Darwin Awards site, i noticed a similiar event;
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html
God i love that site.

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

The books are great.

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

i am going to use tis

Re: Man humps bench, gets stuck.
 

What ever happened to masturbating in the comfort [and PRIVACY] of your own home? Maybe he likes the feel of wood... weird. This reminds me of the man "stuck in the pool jet."