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Old August 18th, 2008   #21
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I think the questions on a few peoples minds is.

Was that the only action the bench ever saw?
Why didn't he just think of dead kittens to get it down? Or was it so severely swollen the blood clotted?

The doctors that saved his schlong... I get the feeling they should have just amputated it out of sheer kind actions to humanity.

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Why are there so many weaklings that get depressed and turn themselves into fools, idiots and imbeciles?
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Old August 19th, 2008   #23
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I found one on msn this one guy was oging to pee in a bottle and his penis got stuck IN the bottle....

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Old August 19th, 2008   #24
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thats a pretty dumb dude...
imagie it.. omg...
"they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen"

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OK, I'm sure all the men here understand the physiological concepts of the penis. Surely, instead of ritually humiliating himself in public, he could have just thought of grandma in a bikini until he went flaccid?

Or just had a wank, the stupid bastard.

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Perhaps he's a bit of an exhibitionist...that's why he chose a park bench and he didn't just penetrate a bench in his home or something.

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I believe the picture pretty much sums it up

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I believe the picture pretty much sums it up
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This will be a great story for the grand kids.

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he could have just thought of grandma in a bikini until he went flaccid?
He couldn't. It's the same concept as putting on a ring that is too small. Sure it goes on easily, but it doesn't come off easily. Because the blood vessels and organ swells up to the point blood flow is being blocked off and all that good stuff.

So basically, he probably was flaccid, except the very middle... which is probably quite swollen

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I don't want to think about that! *Eyes explode*

But Knippy does make a good point there...
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