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rebornintheglory July 31st, 2008 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Wolf (Post 4474021)
Exactly, reborn. And make some money too! No one gets any funds from a landmine death. Using tobacco to kill is good for the economy!

And it lowers the overburgeoning population in African nations, what heroes!

Crazy Wolf July 31st, 2008 01:53 PM

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If only they could make condoms out of tobacco, then the AIDS epidemic would be solved too!

Cock'n'Balls July 31st, 2008 01:57 PM

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That's umm... Cool. And umm... Y'know... What about pics?

Serio July 31st, 2008 03:27 PM

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Wow... That means if i put it on my lap and it glows red, i'm pretty screwed?

Not as wierd as last year when they managed to clone rabbits... Except they glowed in the dark.

Vantage July 31st, 2008 03:35 PM

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They've been making glowing fish for awhile now.
GloFish® Fluorescent Fish Photos
I've even made glowing E. coli in my AP biology class.

>Omen< July 31st, 2008 06:13 PM

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Just had a funny thought, what if someone misunderstood this thinking all it would take to detect land mines was to walk through them with a lit cigarette? Kaboom!!!

Seriously though, it would have to be a God awful plant like tobacco that's found to be useful for this. Just when you think the world is getting smart to the ills of the plant something like this comes along.

Serio July 31st, 2008 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by >Omen< (Post 4474639)
Just had a funny thought, what if someone misunderstood this thinking all it would take to detect land mines was to walk through them with a lit cigarette? Kaboom!!!

Seriously though, it would have to be a God awful plant like tobacco that's found to be useful for this. Just when you think the world is getting smart to the ills of the plant something like this comes along.

It's not the plants fault, and it's not the plant killing people. It's the people processing and draining it.

The plant itself isn't dangerous, it's those darn people draining it. Then again, they say "Guns don't kill people". But people kill guns then?

masked_marsoe July 31st, 2008 07:43 PM

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It takes 10 weeks for the leaves to turn red, plus growing time... you could probably clear the field in that time without a paddock of plants in your way.

Crazy Wolf July 31st, 2008 09:01 PM

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If you'll recall, the article points out mechanical clearing doesn't always get them all. That's why the plants are developed. Also, let me repeat, tobacco is a cash crop, potentially making money for impoverished nations while also helping to clear their land of mines. I might not like tobacco, but it can make money.

masked_marsoe July 31st, 2008 09:18 PM

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Also, let me repeat, tobacco is a cash crop, potentially making money for impoverished nations
Encouragement of cash crops puts farmers at greater risk of international price changes, and contributes to the global food shortage ;)

This is much less effective than mechanical clearing because it only works for leaking mines.


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