story time!!! Finish this story!
 

One day, Old Grendal goes to the supermarket. He goes and buys some cucumbers, apple pies, and an electronic finger massager.......(continue)

Then he went home. THE END

Just then when he returns home, it is not the end. He sees his girlfriend.

[This message has been edited by syphon390 (edited October 14, 2000).]

What the fuck is this.

He slowly kisses her, massages her thigh,end.

syphon joins the party, end

that guy kills syphon,end

that guy continutes seducing her,end

They go at it,end

She says "give me 12 inches and hurt me",end

He fucks her twice and hits her with a brick,end

nah just kiddin around guys, i just wanted to use that 12 inches and hurt me joke by 12.

my eyes itch

[This message has been edited by Oz (edited October 14, 2000).]

obviously its something or else you wouldnt be replying to it. shows what you know, psshhhhhh.

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i love to hear myself type.

[This message has been edited by Oz (edited October 14, 2000).]

oh, now its been moved to this forum....thats cool...really....(one more bullet lodged in pitas dignity http://boards.ioerror.com/wink.gif)

So isn't Pita starting to look like a shooting range target??? http://boards.ioerror.com/biggrin.gif

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I'm not Evil... I'm just misaligned. http://www.evilserve.fsnet.co.uk/images/flamskul.gif

pitas dignity = big red bullseye for the whole forum to practice on

my dignity = too many bullet holes http://boards.ioerror.com/biggrin.gif

Then OG discovers that he's in love with lilac (drawn to the power he once had) and proposes to her....

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http://potluck45.homestead.com/files/alien02.jpg

......maybe http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/pezfox.gif

Will j00 marry me, lilac!?

No. She won't. She's mine, damnit!

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I am the Grand Poobah High Dragon Priest of Goobers!

Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come
up with something. But this...
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think
a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we
only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh]
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I don't know... I know an 'Alison' though http://boards.ioerror.com/tongue.gif

[EDIT:] Dman j00 and your Llamaish editing, Anne!

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I am the Grand Poobah High Dragon Priest of Goobers!

Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come
up with something. But this...
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think
a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we
only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh]
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[This message has been edited by PitaBred (edited October 17, 2000).]

I am the LlamaGOD!

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I am the Grand Poobah High Dragon Priest of Goobers!

Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come
up with something. But this...
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think
a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we
only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh]
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Ok, you can have that one Pita http://boards.ioerror.com/smile.gif

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-"Let me try to explain this the easy way,
Have you ever seen StarWars?"

- "Yes"

- Glasius is The Force on crack..

Why is it yours to give?

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I am the Grand Poobah High Dragon Priest of Goobers!

Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come
up with something. But this...
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think
a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we
only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh]
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He used to be the running champ.

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http://potluck45.homestead.com/files/alien02.jpg

......maybe http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/pezfox.gif

He watches TV, pwns some Sith and Jedi, goes home and drinks a beer. End

Shovel time? :cort:

lol now that is the largest thread bump ever !

Sad ah. :/

Howy Cwap It's like seeing ghosts!! How did he dug up this thread!!?

There are some pretty old links at the bottom of each page, he must have dug into some. Seriously dude try to look at the date before posting, you just revived a 7-year-old thread :shame:
Boy I've never heard of some of these members, all Adv members too :eek:

That means in 2014 some one will revive this thread as a 7 year tradition.

I don't care what i dug up...i was just bored (and very tired) and just looked for something to post on. The End.

You dug up a 7 year old thread.

The things you noobies do by accident sometimes is just fascinating. :lol:

I know right? :rofl:

Three weeks is the limit(I think) for thread bumping, it's something the mods/admins don't look too kindly upon but, you're new you didn't know.