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You rate zero on the funny-o-meter.

And?

And stop trying.

Well i hope the letter idea goes good for you. I did something similar to this last summer to a guy i liked, what i did knocked on his door and gave him the letter told him not to open it for likle 5 min after i gave it to him i just started running to the back of me and didnt stop for like 10 min (while running i said to myself i cnnot belive i just did that and basically said how stupid i am lol). called him about an hour later he had a gf =/

You may live on the edge of a postal zone. I for example am on the edge of a postal zone, just up the road and it's a different post code.

Giving it to her yourself would add a more personal touch.

Oh my gosh. I done something like that before. :uhoh: It is so cool you can joke about it. I'm still embarassed to this day. :lol:

Someone else could you know, ask her in person and beat the United States Postal Service to her.

Ask her in person 'cause then you have the option of physically overpowering her if she disapproves of your proposal.

well i have nothing to be embarassed anymore few days ago my friend in hawaii said he moved to a differerent part of the island so i highly doubt ill see him ever again lol