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Old January 12th, 2007   #1
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KINSHASA (AFP) - A pilfering worker in a Congolese diamond mine was caught in the act when he walked past a security scanner with 126 of the sparkling gems stashed up his rear end, a mine spokesman has said.
The would-be thief, a cleaner, "hid the small stones" -- valued at 5,000 dollars (3,900 euros) -- "in his anus," explained Mike Mutombo of the Miba mining company in the Democratic Republic of Congo Thursday.
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Of all the places to stash diamonds... my god, arn't people stupid these days . 126 gems.... in your arse? Painfull? I think so and that's only about a third of the pain he's gonna get when they attempt to recover them :lol:
It's amazing how far people go to get away with things. I mean, i'd never do something like so. What about you? How far would you go to get away with something ?

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Old January 12th, 2007   #2
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LMAO! wow haha i think they should just let him go with the diamonds... for what its worth, i would not want to go through the trouble. once again, WOW
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Old January 12th, 2007   #3
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That has got to hurt like hell.

Kudos to him for trying though, he's inventive, I'll give him that.
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Is he crazy? Clearly. Was it worth it? Goddamn, no.
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In my Opinion, the Anus is for one thing, and that is quite the opposite to Entry. Things just shouldn't go up there

Maybe if he swallowed them, it would be slightly different..

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Maybe if he swallowed them, it would be slightly different..
Well, thats what most thief's do, maybe he wanted to be different? :lol:

No, but seriously, this guy must have been nuts.
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How could he not realize his plan would end up being a pain in the ass?

At least he won't have to worry if he drops the soap if he goes to prison. Or he could get a job as a glass cutter using his rear, maybe call it "Ass Glass"?
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That reminds me of the toy car being shoved up that guys ass in jackass.

I wonder what type of scanner they were using that could detect diamonds. I thought diamonds were just compressed carbon. I wouldn't have imagined there would be some sort of scanner that could detect those.

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heheh, guess it was a diamond in the rough kinda situation
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It's like that one South park episode where cartman smuggles things into jail by shoving them up his ass.
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