Your Anecdotes

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Post some of your anecdotes here! For those of you who don't know what one is, get out your dictionary!

Or just learn from example:

"I was walking with my brother to train station, because he had so many damned bags he couldn't carry them all, and don't ask me what was in them, he wouldn't tell me, and I got the feeling I didn't want to know. So he got the train to Manchester and I wandered off home listening to my iPod, when from nowhere, these two mosha's walk up to me and ask me what I'm listening to. Now I know you shouldn't talk to stranger and all that blah blah, so I just said "Back off bitch". This stunned them somewhat. Which gave me time to look at them; one was tall, fairly lanky, and looked 15/16. The other was short, yet built, and looked around 15/16 again. Now I know I'm big, but I couldn't have both of these guys, and when one the lanky one grabbed me by the collar and said "What did you just say? i didn't quite catch it" I just stayed calm and said once again "Back off bitch" This really got him annoyed, so he yanked out one of my headphones and put it in his ear. I couldn't help but laugh as his face went from 'Angry hard man' to 'Pawned idiot' as Axle began to yell "Back off bitch" at the top of his lungs. As I walked away, I couldn't help but think that that song had probably saved my iPod from being stolen.