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Old August 22nd, 2006   #1
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BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.



Serbian peacekeeping troops patrol Washington, D.C.

"We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there," Kostunica said. "The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region."

Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation's Nov. 7 election results, to "let the democratic process take its course."

"Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that he has lost this election," Kostunica said. "Until America's political figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place, the nation will never be a true democracy."

Serbian forces have been stationed throughout the U.S., with an emphasis on certain trouble zones. Among them are Oregon, Florida, and eastern Tennessee, where Gore set up headquarters in Bush territory. An additional 10,000 troops are expected to arrive in the capital city of Washington, D.C. by Friday.

Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.

"For democracy to take root and flourish, it must be planted in the rich soil of liberty. And the cornerstone of liberty is elections free of tampering or corruption," Kostunica said. "Should America prove itself incapable of learning this lesson on its own, the international community may be forced to take stronger measures."
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would be great if it ever happened in real life.

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would be great if it ever happened in real life.
Dude, you scared me for a second. For the first couple lines I was like, "Was ist das? NEIN!" And then I released it was false. lol.

Anyways, as long as they keep their bearded peacekeepers out of Texas, I won't have to send in any Texas Rangers.
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These guys can see the future too -
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They should, we should too also pledge forces to democratize the shit out of the current regime.

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Yes, but I don't think Americans would let you. We have guns, remember?

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The beauty of democracy is that it delivers freedom into the hands of people who spend the rest of their lives trying to give it away again.

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Yes, but I don't think Americans would let you. We have guns, remember?
If a forgin force, wheter peace keepers or invaders set foot on US soil, they will be destroyed by an amry of millions of rednecks, neo-nazies, KKK members, and general gun nuts
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Yes, but I don't think Americans would let you. We have guns, remember?
Yeah, and I would not blame any american that did, as I don't blame any Iraqi that does.

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I think any military would be better off then normal citizens would if they invade us. excellent example, Iraq, iraqies have rifles, RPGs, etc. etc. they're losing bad. Same out happen here, it just depends because that military woul dbe mechanised and armored.

The article is very humorus too, I wonder if the rest of that website is like that.

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The article is very humorus too, I wonder if the rest of that website is like that.
It's allll like that.

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