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Force Recon

August 22nd, 2006 09:59 AM

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S.

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BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.

http://www.theonion.com/content/file...-C.article.jpg

Serbian peacekeeping troops patrol Washington, D.C.

"We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there," Kostunica said. "The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region."

Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation's Nov. 7 election results, to "let the democratic process take its course."

"Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that he has lost this election," Kostunica said. "Until America's political figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place, the nation will never be a true democracy."

Serbian forces have been stationed throughout the U.S., with an emphasis on certain trouble zones. Among them are Oregon, Florida, and eastern Tennessee, where Gore set up headquarters in Bush territory. An additional 10,000 troops are expected to arrive in the capital city of Washington, D.C. by Friday.

Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.

"For democracy to take root and flourish, it must be planted in the rich soil of liberty. And the cornerstone of liberty is elections free of tampering or corruption," Kostunica said. "Should America prove itself incapable of learning this lesson on its own, the international community may be forced to take stronger measures."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node...7&special=2000

:lol:

would be great if it ever happened in real life.

Aeroflot

August 22nd, 2006 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Emir Al-Aziz

http://www.theonion.com/content/node...7&special=2000

:lol:

would be great if it ever happened in real life.

Dude, you scared me for a second. For the first couple lines I was like, "Was ist das? NEIN!" And then I released it was false. lol.

Anyways, as long as they keep their bearded peacekeepers out of Texas, I won't have to send in any Texas Rangers. :p

-King-

August 22nd, 2006 12:40 PM

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These guys can see the future too -
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784
:rofl:

Mihail

August 22nd, 2006 04:32 PM

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They should, we should too also pledge forces to democratize the shit out of the current regime.

colonel_bob

August 22nd, 2006 04:35 PM

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Yes, but I don't think Americans would let you. We have guns, remember? ;)

Nemmerle

August 22nd, 2006 04:35 PM

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The beauty of democracy is that it delivers freedom into the hands of people who spend the rest of their lives trying to give it away again.

Pethegreat

August 22nd, 2006 04:41 PM

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The beauty of democracy is that it delivers freedom into the hands of people who spend the rest of their lives trying to give it away again.

It is like a disease, only better.

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Yes, but I don't think Americans would let you. We have guns, remember? ;)

If a forgin force, wheter peace keepers or invaders set foot on US soil, they will be destroyed by an amry of millions of rednecks, neo-nazies, KKK members, and general gun nuts:p

Mihail

August 22nd, 2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel_bob

Yes, but I don't think Americans would let you. We have guns, remember? ;)

Yeah, and I would not blame any american that did, as I don't blame any Iraqi that does.

-DarthMaul-

August 22nd, 2006 06:59 PM

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If a forgin force, wheter peace keepers or invaders set foot on US soil, they will be destroyed by an amry of millions of rednecks, neo-nazies, KKK members, and general gun nuts:p

I think any military would be better off then normal citizens would if they invade us. excellent example, Iraq, iraqies have rifles, RPGs, etc. etc. they're losing bad. Same out happen here, it just depends because that military woul dbe mechanised and armored.

The article is very humorus too, I wonder if the rest of that website is like that.

colonel_bob

August 22nd, 2006 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by -DarthMaul-

The article is very humorus too, I wonder if the rest of that website is like that.

It's allll like that.

Fun stuff, the Onion. :nodding:

Afterburner

August 22nd, 2006 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mihail

Yeah, and I would not blame any american that did, as I don't blame any Iraqi that does.

Same. I just blame the Iraqis that attack innocent civillians.

czech speacial forces

August 22nd, 2006 07:39 PM

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i welcomed the serbs for nice warm cup of tea. then we went to washington DC. then one yelled "hey get that man, the one that looks like a monkey". after he got him he told him his rights and that he would be tried for war crimes.
:)

Mihail

August 23rd, 2006 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by <StG>Nighthawk

Same. I just blame the Iraqis that attack innocent civillians.

Something that would never have happened if not for a certain act of international war criminalism.

Rich19

August 23rd, 2006 11:12 AM

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mihail again.

:(

Good stuff there. Hilarious, that website.

nowhereman

August 23rd, 2006 12:13 PM

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If a forgin force, wheter peace keepers or invaders set foot on US soil, they will be destroyed by an amry of millions of rednecks, neo-nazies, KKK members, and general gun nuts:p

Im not sure how to take that.

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Also keep in mind that many americans are overweight.

Funny articale though, i'll look around on that site some day.

Aeroflot

August 23rd, 2006 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by nowhereman

Also keep in mind that many americans are overweight.

Good, then the excerise will help them lose weight.

Rich19

August 23rd, 2006 01:23 PM

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And extra fat might help stop bullets.

I think that it would be the other way round. The invading army would pay special attention to wiping out anyone with a gun.

Roaming East

August 23rd, 2006 06:52 PM

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Problem with the insurgency in Iraq is that the whole area is basically flat featureless terrain that you cant hide in, broken up by easily isolated urban areas that you cant flee from. Look at how Fallujah went down.

America has a whoooooooole lot of variable terrain from which local lads can bring pain and misery from. multiple roads in and out of any populated area (patroling all of them? not gonna happen)

large population of recently released military personnel who retain their skills and abilities. (something like 1 million people under the age of 45 who have been in the military though are no longer active duty)

I pity any poor SOB who gets peacekeeping duty in this country.

colonel_bob

August 23rd, 2006 06:59 PM

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Not to mention all the hunters and recreational shooters. There's at least a couple million amateur snipers right there.

Roaming East

August 23rd, 2006 07:06 PM

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give me an afternoon and 50 bucks worth of tannerite and i can get pretty creative if so motivated.

Locomotor

August 23rd, 2006 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Onion

"Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that he has lost this election," Kostunica said. "Until America's political figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place, the nation will never be a true democracy."

Heh. It's funny that Gore actually did win the election. America is not a "true democracy" precisely because he didn't become president. I don't care now, either way. And anyway, I do like The Onion. It's some great spoofs.

czech speacial forces

August 23rd, 2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Locomotor

:eek: what happened you used to be in the group with warhawk and other conservatives.
making your own opinions based on facts instead of biased news stations is the best way to be a good american.:)

Nemmerle

August 23rd, 2006 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Roaming East

give me an afternoon and 50 bucks worth of tannerite and i can get pretty creative if so motivated.

Heh, I always wanted to try tapping some ball bearings to the outside of one of those.

colonel_bob

August 23rd, 2006 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nemmerle

Heh, I always wanted to try tapping some ball bearings to the outside of one of those.

I'm uh, pretty sure you'd hurt something.

I knew someone that did something like that once. Blew his fence up, and all the windows in the houses around him. He's in jail for some sort of felony, now... :lookaround:

Nemmerle

August 23rd, 2006 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel_bob

I'm uh, pretty sure you'd hurt something.
I knew someone that did something like that once. Blew his fence up, and all the windows in the houses around him. He's in jail for some sort of felony, now... :lookaround:

:uhh: You think?

Explosives are perfectly safe to play with provided you do it in the proper environment.
Of course with the recent anti-terror legislation you can't have any fun with explosives anymore incase someone goes and kills a whole bunch of people. Stupid terrorists spoiling it for everyone else, at least they haven't gotten around to banning fireworks yet.

Dan2004

August 27th, 2006 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Roaming East

give me an afternoon and 50 bucks worth of tannerite and i can get pretty creative if so motivated.

Hold on, I'll get my AR-15...

colonel_bob

August 27th, 2006 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan2004

Hold on, I'll get my AR-15...

How much do those things cost? Around $1000? I'm probably going to buy one once I get established in the world...

Roaming East

August 28th, 2006 08:57 AM

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pshht, ive built AR15's for about 600. If your in free states you can buy them retail for less than 900 if you get the plane janes

czech speacial forces

August 28th, 2006 01:01 PM

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as long as the serbs dount try genocide again im fine with them being here.:)

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