who thinks the stargate exsists and how would you build one!!!!!!
 

:deal: anyone got any ideas: well to make one work i would create a mini black hole and make it have magnetic force and dont ask me why i just carnt be bovered explanin so as i woz sayin and then make a communication relay to make to travel to different worlds.

and personally i do think the stargate exsists:confused: :dropsjaw:

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Well, if its the process of chanelling the co-ordinates of a wormhole to a specific location, and forcing an aperture to open at a specific time and co-ordinate, then it may be possible.

I have no idea really, alot more research needs to be done into wormhole and black hole theory.

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First) I wouldn't build one, because you dont know what crap you gonna pull to this world.
Second) give me a starship over some gate anyday.
Third) Wake up.

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I'll take the second option.

I would love to have a starship - it would just kick so much ass.

Of course, it would have to be the right design.

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Yeah, a starship would be so much better. Think the USS Saratoga from Space: Above And Beyond.

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Exactly, we can't tell if such a thing would be possible. If the theories supporting it have got it about right, sure. But it might just prove to be a nothing more then a hole that would be distructive to anything entering it.

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how 'bout no? just, no!

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Awww, why not Jack?

It could mean that we could visit each other more often ;)

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Wormholes are impossible because they would be far too unstable to be sustained longer than a few micro seconds.

Plus the fact a "stargate" uses vast amounts of energy and is made up of elements not found on our planet.

So basically it's impossible.

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I have one in my backgarden, got bored of it though, have put it in loot magazine, check it out if you're interested.

Never watched the programme though so not really sure what it does except take white people to other worlds where there are lots of monkeys associated with being black men.

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I am fairly sure that Stargate is an entirely fictional program, and that is not just because of the utterly ridiculous science used throughout, and the utter disregard for established history. It is also because we know it is fictional, because somebody wrote it from scratch fairly recently.

As for whether we could build a Stargate the same as the one used on the movie/show, no, we couldn't. The Stargate is based on technobabble, not actual science. Whether we could take control of wormholes through other means is debatable, but I can assure you that if we do indeed manage to achieve that, then it will not be anything like the way it is portrayed in Stargate.

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What do you mean its fiction?

Next you'll be telling me thats just a police box in my garden, not a TARDIS...

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Instructions On Building Your OWN Stargate!

The following instructions, recently de-classified from the Department of Homeland Security, accurately detail the procedure required to build your own, fully-functional Stargate.

What you will need.

• Two sticks of prit-stick (paper glue)
• 8 card tubes (loo-roll tubing will do)
• Silver Tin Foil
• Crate Paper
• Cardboard
• Black Pen Marker
• poster paint
• magnatron from your microwave

Step One
Take the eight tubes of cardboard and place them into a circular fassion for form the basic skeleton of your Stargate. See figure 1 and 2 below.

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/me builds it.
Hey that didn't work! Now my microwave doesn't work and the warranty's kaput.

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I made one and tried going through it.

All that happens is that the tinfoil rips, and I fall over...

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I think that's what happens on the show actually, but they put special effects over it. So... you kinda did it!

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Wow, so am I actually in some kind of alternate universe where the change is something that doesnt affect me in anyway?

Like some guy in Brazil deciding not to have fish for dinner.

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Yes. When the guy in Brazil decides not to have fish, he creates a timeline where he doesn't eat the fish. There are also timelines created where all the alternative decisions he could have made are played out, including but not limited to:

• Eating the fish.
• Licking the fish.
• Putting the fish in his shirt.
• Putting the fish in his pants.
• Putting the fish up his anti-mouth.
• Putting the fish in his ear.
• Hitting somebody with the fish.
• Hitting the fish.

And so on. And in each timeline the universe is altered dramatically according to which decision he takes. Or so the theory goes anyway. Probably.

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I hate that 'every choice makes a new universe' theory.

There are way too many choices happening each second, like which words I choose to put in each sentence.

I have to make a decision about each word, how fast I type, if I read it back etc. I've made hundreds of new parallel universes with this very post....

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Yeah. But it's not like they're being stored on a hard drive with finite space or anything, so...

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First you may need to form a subspace warp coil by focusing the strength of a black hole on a defragmented...OMFG I am so kidding

But I think it exists somewhere, if it existed, I would use it to go back in time and prevent Rick Salomon from being born

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Ah but you never know, the universe might run out of space, thus erasing previous decisions.

It's all going to lead to a catastrophic meltdown.

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Not really. The Gigantic Enormous Supercomputer of Awesomeness that Controls Everything will just delete old universes where humans have destroyed themselves or something, to make room for the new ones. Problem solved!

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Sure, the idea of parallel universes floating around in a higher-dimensional space sounds like fun, but how can we ever really prove it? Science is the art of experiment and proof. If you can't prove it, it's not science, it's philosophy.

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I had a dream once where my computer must have been the GESACE (see above), as I accidentally deleted Mexico by dragging it to the recycle bin. Then I woke up.

*Note: This was actually a dream I had. Anybody tell me the meaning? :)

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Half of what scientists are coming out with these days is pure fiction. String theory, dark matter, etc. It's all stuff they've invented to explain things that they can't really explain. Doesn't make it any less interesting to think about though.

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you scare me :( once again..

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Thanks!

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yeah, but you get to see Jack own various creatures with P90's :p Thats basicly the whole point of the show! :p

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Are you mental? It exists on the TV. :uhoh: