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Wats the funniest thing you have ever done or witnessed? :D

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hard to say, i seen so many but this instantly comes to mind:
http://gorillamask.net/rcdarth.shtml

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This April when I was in Italy at a restaurant the crust of the pie I had just eaten looked funny. So funny, in fact, that I laughed nonstop for the next forty minutes. The last twenty minutes I was literally on the ground laughing. The group I was with had to stop for icecream while my French teacher tried to calm me down.


This was the pie before I had found it so funny:

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The funniest thing I've witnessed, I think, was a drunk year seven girl threatening a teacher. Bear in mind this teacher is massive, built like a tank, and this girl could barely stand up. She tried to kick him and he had to catch her as she over balanced, she kept on threatening him though so he released her and she fell over. Couldn't get back up either. It was just so funny to see her flopping about on the floor like a trout trying to threaten someone who could quite literally have hoisted her over one shoulder.

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Riles.... How was the pie so funny?

And nem, I've seen that stuff, it is pretty damn funny. Kids who cant handle their alcohol.

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I can see the pie :S

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That's what the group wanted to know. Laughing is contagious though, a few of them started to lose it after watching me.

Only thing I can think of is that it was the sugar since I rarely consume sweets coupled with sleep deprivation. We had been doing a lot of sightseeing with only about five hours of sleep a day.


I don't know why it isn't working anymore. :uhm:

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We were on FTX once, and we had a new guy who had been fouling up our manuevers all day long, so we send him out to fetch a Sgt we knew was a few hundred meters away, while he was gone, i took an MRE heating element (the pouch thing you put water into) and broke it open and then proceeded to rub the blackish gray substance on the inside of one of his shirts that he had left back at our bivouac. He comes back and all is good, until he changes his clothes.
July heat in the south makes people sweat, especially people wearing IBA and gear
Sweat activates that heat powder just as well as water does apparently.
Long story short, after a frantic half hour of rolling around he takes off his shirt and it looks like he was rolling around in poison ivy. that was the greatest prank ever.

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One of the most funniest thing at the time was me back in highschool making cartoons during math classes of this really weird teacher (he smelt bad, looked bad -like a hobo- and was well weird..) . I made cartoons with the "Adventures of Mr. Zuidam" . Lots of bizar stuff. He caught me makign one once, readed through it and did not understood them. The whole class was in laughter. :lol:

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Naughty naughty Rob.

You shouldnt be drawing pictures of the teacher :p

My first year11 biology lesson, our new teacher asked us all to draw pictures of him.

He wasnt impressed with the forked tail I had given him, but fortunatly he was a decent teacher who liked a good joke.

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Not pictures, cartoons! I made more cartoons though of other teachers (most in good taste :p) it as a nice distraction and entertainment for the rest of the class. :)

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i went on a boat trip with some friends and one of use was siting on the railing when someone else slipped and acedntly pused him off the side, we were cracking up

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We have a river running through our park, and naturally, we play football in the park.

As happens, ball went into the river. A guy tried to climb over the river on a low hanging tree to get the ball out, and the branch snapped and he went in :)

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dude, that must of been hilarious

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Twas indeed, shame our river doesnt really have a strong current, he didnt get washed downstream :p

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It's even funnier when you see kids buying it in the morning at the gates and you just know some poor teacher's going to have to deal with them today. ;)

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I like the kids who try and look hard and smoke on the way to school, or hide just round the corner.

You can tell most of them are just posers trying to be cool because they smoke it right down to the bottom, including the filter. Thats just silly.

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Must have been something in my first three years of High-school. We (my friends and me) could have so much fun during the classes... Especially when we were all pretty much tired, and we had fun about the dumbest things. Well, that really were good times.

Or the few school trips. Once, we were traveling with a ferry (/boat) to England, and those trips were hilarious as well.

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HEY! I smoke em down to the filter too, but only for the sole reason that they are expensive!

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No, I mean they attempt to smoke the filter as well.

By all means smoke down to the filter, gotta get your moneys worth.

If I smoked, I'd do them down to the filter as well.

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how did we get from funny expirences to smokeing

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Right here:

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Hey, I blame nem for bringing up kids drinking alcohol outisde schools.

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Inside schools actually. The gate's at the other end of the field all overgrown with trees along the path and the teachers never go down there. Every weekday morning, alcohol, smokes, I think I've even smelt weed down there a couple of times.

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Dear me, kids these days.

Having a smoke before school I can sort of understand if they are of age.

Weed, well, thats pretty stupid before school, but it used to happen loads at my school anyway.

Alcohol in the morning, thats just petty and pathetic.

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Alcohol for kids is already pathetic :cort:

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Yep, its bad enough when they are out underage at 13,14,15 trying to get into pubs and drink.

Then they get super-pissed and end up getting all us teenagers a bad reputation as underage pissheads.

Its only in the past 2 or 3 years I've needed ID to get served, and since I turned legal, I get ID'ed even more cos of silly kids.

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These people aren't stupid, in some cases they're the smartest people in the class, but they're bored to tears by the pointless crap they have to learn. What do you expect them to do?

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Bunk off lessons and go into town.

Thats what we used to do.

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First thing came to mind, quite recent, me and my two friends had smoke about a cube (£40 of grass) and we're completely fucked, my friends house we were at had a webcam, so we went on teenchat.com where all those geeks look for cyber pussy, pretended to be 3 girls, chatted them up abit and got them talking, then put up cam offer and quickly mooned so it just came on as 3 guys asses. even better we got their cam on first so we would press print screen when ours came on to catch the look on their face. we were laughing so hard I had buckets of tears and couldn't pull my pants up.

Second thought is (again very high) being out of the sun roof with a bunch of friends in a car going at 25mph odd with high powered air rifles n' guns which had scopes and laser sights, driving through farmer land and shooting rabbits.

Also taking banger cars from junk yards and taking them around dirt tracks and turning them into convertables (cutting roof off with saws) but that was more pure fun.

Also stealing pizza bikes and taking them around dirt bikes and over jumps and having it completely buckle and fall apart. can be quite funny.

I could remember litterally wet yourself funny moments but those are first came to mind for some reason, might post some more but im going to bed now.

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Well that surely is a... uncommon practise. Funny but also disturbing. :p They kinda asked for it though. Cybering is sad (unless it's "fake cybering" with people you know).

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You know,i actually have a perfect Explosm comic for this situation.It's funny how there are so many idiots who get together on the web without sharing one picture or view of the other person.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...l-of-liars.jpg

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I made a hate speech that was accidently brodcast over the entire school announcement system. Not good. :p But I never got in trouble.

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At my school this year I had a study hall early in the day. I was sitting at my desk working on some work. All of a sudden a let a massive fart out, without any control or warning. Then, several girls, who I like, turned around and started laughing. We were cracking up over it for 20 minutes. I don't know what was so funny about it, it was disgusting...

After a school dance my, date, a 2 other couples, and I went to an eat n' park. I was extremly trierd at 11:30pm. One of the couples start arguing over somthing. I just make some sounds and we all find it funny for some reason.

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Random noises are always funny :)

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You, pretending to have muscle.

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As it happens, a defleshed dog pelvis, placed upside down, looks hilariously like an undead hamster.
The hip sockets are dimples, the hips themselves are eyes, etc. Truly, hilariously, morbidly funny.
Friends, I introduce you to Lucky the Undead Hamster/Dog Pelvis:
Not for the faint of heart (and it's a lot easier to see the resemblance in 3D


Noticing this for the first time, preparing dog pelvises for a study, I began cracking up so hard and couldn't stop for minutes

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well a lot of strange things hapend to me but hey im a ghoul so this is the funniest:Im walkin down the street and this dude comes by and tells me to go and check out a license plate (obviosly hes drunk) and wen i told him the lisence plate he started mouning biut jipsies and how they tought him thet the car was from atlantic and he wanted to c what kind of cars they had

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Your post.

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That is absolutely disgusting, but hilarious :rofl:.
Has to be I was leaning sideways on my chair laughing so hard that it flew sideways and I fell on the floor still laughing.

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Oh, why did you have to quote that? I missed it first time and now I feel sick.

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Oh my that's both disguisting and hilarious. :rofl: Not something to show at a kids party though (*poof* Look an undead hamster BOOOOOOOO.").

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The funniest thing i ever seen was when me and my family went to pick 'n pay and there layed a piece of crap and... my mom stepped in it. It was hilarious! The other funny thing was when a guy in Scary Movie 4 wanted to kill himself by drinking hundreds of sleep pills and when he looked at the bottle: it was viagra(ouch)

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http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/2029.jpg


What a scared little dog.Someone must have cut his balls of a long time ago.And that reminds me of your dog pelvis/undead hampster picture Pb2Au,maybe they could use this little wuss for it.

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haha, well the funniest thing I ever saw was when some of my friends and I were at the lunch table discussing another kid who sits with us. We were saying how unnaturally fruity he was and how we'd seen him with little children and then he couldn't explain to us WHY he was with little children. So during this, out of no where, a huge line of thirty or so kindergarteners comes parading through (they were watching something in the high school auditorium), and right at the end of the line is the kid we were talking about, accussing him of child molestation, in a line of thirty kindergarteners. Not funny when you say it, but it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

Oh, and btw, Pb2Au . . . you are a very strange strange little man . . .

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A very strange little puppy you mean to say.His avatar is obviously of him,therefore he must be a puppy:rolleyes: