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Crazy Wolf April 17th, 2006 09:12 PM

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Better make sure that when that thing gets built, that they lay down a deep metal bed or something. Corpses in the water=not good for the healthy stuff, like living.

beef flaps April 17th, 2006 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Großadmiral Dönitz
Can't see why property values would drop either, does it make living there any less pleasant? I think not.

You think wrong.
Many things can affect property values, and this one I can tell you is not a possitive one;)

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decomposing human body matter in my coffee!
Use bottled water. It will taste better too.

czech speacial forces April 17th, 2006 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by -=Mullet-Man=-
What worries me is the well water that we have around here. Sure! There may be dead animals around also, but decomposing human body matter in my coffee!

its good for your muscles and liver. high in protien.

Crazy Wolf April 17th, 2006 10:27 PM

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And in kuru.*Think mad cow, but for humans)

czech speacial forces April 17th, 2006 10:32 PM

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see, the list of good things is endless.

Mr. Matt April 18th, 2006 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Großadmiral Dönitz
Can't see why property values would drop either, does it make living there any less pleasant? I think not.

Appearance, more than anything else. When someone asks you where you live, and you say "oh, just turn right at the dead body farm", you're not going to get many people coming to your house-warming party, if you know what I mean.

Then of course there's a serious risk of spectral infestation and the undead. Many of the bodies there will have died under violent circumstances, and may well be restless.

Admiral Donutz April 18th, 2006 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Matt
Appearance, more than anything else. When someone asks you where you live, and you say "oh, just turn right at the dead body farm", you're not going to get many people coming to your house-warming party, if you know what I mean.

Then of course there's a serious risk of spectral infestation and the undead. Many of the bodies there will have died under violent circumstances, and may well be restless.

Just tell them to make a right turn at the end of the lovely fenced of parc. :p

And zombies and living dead can be a great way for entertainment. Bored during your holiday? Go and get haunted by zombies comming to eat your brains, that sure keeps you busy. There are no negative sideeffects, it cant fail since if they succesfully eat your brains you won't have to bother being bored again. You won't know you're bored!

Snake Morrison April 18th, 2006 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Matt
Then of course there's a serious risk of spectral infestation and the undead. Many of the bodies there will have died under violent circumstances, and may well be restless.

:lol:

"Knock, knock"

*opens door, reveals rotting, undead pile of human flesh.

Zombie: Uh uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh.

You: A cup of sugar? Wait just a second.

gnspr9 April 18th, 2006 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gameplayerabm
:lol:

"Knock, knock"

*opens door, reveals rotting, undead pile of human flesh.

Zombie: Uh uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh.

You: A cup of sugar? Wait just a second.


I too see a zombie problem in the near future.

I'm going to go board up all my windows and doors.:lol:

Crazy Wolf April 18th, 2006 09:42 PM

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See, this is why it is a good idea to buy stock in companies like Mossberg and Benelli^.^


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