Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

I just couldn't stop cringing when I read this.:eek:

Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
The Sydney Morning Herald ^| 11-16-05 | AAP

Posted on 11/18/2005 5:11:08 AM PST by varyouga

Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation
A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.
After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.
He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.
He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.
"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won. [Warning: The story is graphic and very painful to men]

(Excerpt) Read more at smh.com.au ...

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:rofl:

He is sparing society the taint of his progeny, for sure.

I prefer the one about the guy who attached the rockets to his car and ended up in the side of a cliff.

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HA!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: What an Idiot! lol! :0wned:

That guy is serious when it comes to partying!

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I mean talk about brain letting you down a key moment... I guess your right, but wow! Poor sod.

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OMFG...How does someone that stupid live to be 31?:kerian: That should be the next story.

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Ouch...*instinctively places hands on crotch*
I really don't think excitement over sports is worth becoming a eunuch.

And might I add, one has to actually die to qualify for a Darwin Award. He could become an Honorable Mention, but that's as far as he can go, considering he survived the incident.

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Lol that is pretty sad. Who on eath would cut off his own testicles? OUCH!

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Why, I do believe the unfortunate fellow mentioned above would do the very thing.

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Afraid he won't be a Darwin Award finalist, you have to kill yourself to be eligible. ;)

However, he certainly can make an Honorable Mention.

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That's exactly what I just said, Riles...

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Never realized you had to actually die. But that does make sense.

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Damn, how does one do that?

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Do what? Die? There are a number of ways, too many to list, in fact.

Or if you meant how does one cut off his testes? It was explained that he used wire cutters. I personally think that's rather inefficient, but to each his own, I guess.

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I'm guessing this was pretty close to the mark.
http://www.acclaimimages.com/_galler...09-2912_TN.jpg

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You know, I can imagine that being the case.

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:cort:

God...what an idiot. No victory can possibly be big enough to have to do that, you just don't do that, no matter what...

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! *pulls gigantic Darwin Award book off from shelf*

"Contenders are evaluated using the following five criteria...The candidate must remove himself from the gene pool."

And later:
"The potential winner must therefore render himself deceased, or at least incapable of reproducing."

Bam.

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

owww that would hurt sooooooooo bad

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Ah, I remember a thread on this awhile back.

That's crazy, I don't know how he could do it. And what's even worse, is that he proved that he'd do it by actually walking down to the club and showing his friends...

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He's lucky to be alive. If he had passed out at the wrong time during the procedure he might not be around at all.

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I hope he wanted to keep socity clean of his own genes. Good thing they can't attach them;).

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He's an example for stupid people around the globe. Give this man his award.

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I thought you only had to remove yourself from the gene pool to qualify.

By castrating himself he has successfully done this. As long as he has not fathered any children beforehand.

What a dumbass he is though. Thanks for not breeding.

:lol:

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Upon further consultation of the Darwin Award book, I will concur that the man does indeed qualify because his action renders him unable to contribute to another generation. I stand corrected.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA. What and idiot, he give hooligans a bad name.

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*Sigh* I used to laugh about stuff like this but cmon,what is with people these days.Its just crazy.Idiots do stuff like this to often.:uhm: