Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

I just couldn't stop cringing when I read this.:eek:

Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
The Sydney Morning Herald ^| 11-16-05 | AAP

Posted on 11/18/2005 5:11:08 AM PST by varyouga

Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation
A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.
After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.
He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.
He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.
"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won. [Warning: The story is graphic and very painful to men]

(Excerpt) Read more at smh.com.au ...

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

:rofl:

He is sparing society the taint of his progeny, for sure.

I prefer the one about the guy who attached the rockets to his car and ended up in the side of a cliff.

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

HA!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: What an Idiot! lol! :0wned:

That guy is serious when it comes to partying!

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I mean talk about brain letting you down a key moment... I guess your right, but wow! Poor sod.

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OMFG...How does someone that stupid live to be 31?:kerian: That should be the next story.

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Ouch...*instinctively places hands on crotch*
I really don't think excitement over sports is worth becoming a eunuch.

And might I add, one has to actually die to qualify for a Darwin Award. He could become an Honorable Mention, but that's as far as he can go, considering he survived the incident.

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

Lol that is pretty sad. Who on eath would cut off his own testicles? OUCH!

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Why, I do believe the unfortunate fellow mentioned above would do the very thing.

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

Afraid he won't be a Darwin Award finalist, you have to kill yourself to be eligible. ;)

However, he certainly can make an Honorable Mention.

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 

That's exactly what I just said, Riles...