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Sgt. Krotchrot November 18th, 2005 02:14 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
Never realized you had to actually die. But that does make sense.

Yannick November 18th, 2005 02:27 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
Damn, how does one do that?

Mastershroom November 18th, 2005 03:04 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
Do what? Die? There are a number of ways, too many to list, in fact.

Or if you meant how does one cut off his testes? It was explained that he used wire cutters. I personally think that's rather inefficient, but to each his own, I guess.

Sgt. Krotchrot November 18th, 2005 03:22 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
I'm guessing this was pretty close to the mark.
http://www.acclaimimages.com/_galler...09-2912_TN.jpg

Mastershroom November 18th, 2005 03:26 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
You know, I can imagine that being the case.

Phoenix_22 November 18th, 2005 07:41 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
:cort:

God...what an idiot. No victory can possibly be big enough to have to do that, you just don't do that, no matter what...

Snake Morrison November 18th, 2005 07:48 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sex_Taco
And might I add, one has to actually die to qualify for a Darwin Award. He could become an Honorable Mention, but that's as far as he can go, considering he survived the incident.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles
Afraid he won't be a Darwin Award finalist, you have to kill yourself to be eligible.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! *pulls gigantic Darwin Award book off from shelf*

"Contenders are evaluated using the following five criteria...The candidate must remove himself from the gene pool."

And later:
"The potential winner must therefore render himself deceased, or at least incapable of reproducing."

Bam.

nowhereman November 18th, 2005 08:05 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
owww that would hurt sooooooooo bad

Deimos November 18th, 2005 09:56 PM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
Ah, I remember a thread on this awhile back.

That's crazy, I don't know how he could do it. And what's even worse, is that he proved that he'd do it by actually walking down to the club and showing his friends...

lmhr05 November 19th, 2005 12:32 AM

Re: Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]
 
He's lucky to be alive. If he had passed out at the wrong time during the procedure he might not be around at all.


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