How you fly those birds and bees!?

[zl1corvette]

Im a little dRUNK! I have a idea, it seems good at this time...
How do you describe the birds and the bees, what will you say to your children, what have you said to them? Any funny stories? Any funny ways of putting it? What works best? What did your parents tell you, at any age that is worth tellign ages 1-70....Im drunk but this sounds like it could be some fun as of now.

[FileTrekker]

Im drunk

omfgz dats so cooool.

I would like to make the argument that you explain to your children about sex either when they are old enough, when they do sex eduaction or when they figure it out for themselves.

I would also make the argument this topic is silly.

[Pharaoh]

First - I won't call it "birds n bees."

probably just show a film and tell them whats going on there...

[zl1corvette]

Hell yah, a porno!!!

[YoJimbO]

Either way - they're likely to have already heard about it from a friend, or seen it in a film.

[zl1corvette]

Like what kind of film?

[Grimme]

I'll hire them a hooker.

[Mr_GRiM]

lol yea get them the crustiest dirty hoe of the town and say be careful, use protection lol.

but nah noone ever told me about it, i jsut found out about it from seeing on the net or friends when i was young. but i think ill do the same with my kids, just let them find out on their own.

[zl1corvette]

That's what my parents do to me. They dont or havent ever talked about it.

[evilempire]

leave a p0rno around and a sex guide and the kids will learn( preconceptions of it but what the hell)