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How you fly those birds and bees!? Im a little dRUNK! I have a idea, it seems good at this time... How do you describe the birds and the bees, what will you say to your children, what have you said to them? Any funny stories? Any funny ways of putting it? What works best? What did your parents tell you, at any age that is worth tellign ages 1-70....Im drunk but this sounds like it could be some fun as of now. |
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I would like to make the argument that you explain to your children about sex either when they are old enough, when they do sex eduaction or when they figure it out for themselves. I would also make the argument this topic is silly. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? First - I won't call it "birds n bees." probably just show a film and tell them whats going on there... |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Hell yah, a porno!!! |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Either way - they're likely to have already heard about it from a friend, or seen it in a film. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Like what kind of film? |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I'll hire them a hooker. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? lol yea get them the crustiest dirty hoe of the town and say be careful, use protection lol. but nah noone ever told me about it, i jsut found out about it from seeing on the net or friends when i was young. but i think ill do the same with my kids, just let them find out on their own. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? That's what my parents do to me. They dont or havent ever talked about it. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? leave a p0rno around and a sex guide and the kids will learn( preconceptions of it but what the hell) |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I wish that my parents left a porno for me.... |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I can't believe that I made this thread!!!Om-gosh wow |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I'm not entirely sure, seeing as how I'm 17 years old and STILL have no idea what the whole story of the birds and the bees is :lol: I'm not kidding, my padres never touched the subject, I'll have to wing it as to whether I tell my [hypothetical] children or not :clueless: Closest thing I've gotten is when the bee stings somone it gets its stinger ripped out by the father so it can never do it again . . . |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I was never directly sat down once and told. It was more an ongoing thing, with me finding things out on my own, then asking questions to my parents if I needed to. They also gave me a book. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Buy them a book that explains the things, the videos they will get at school, after they watched it one time it probably won't be watched again so buyign a video about it would not be worth your money I think. And just answer any question they might have when they ask about it. And don't forget to give honest and straight answer talkiong about "the bees and fhe birds" only makes it more confusing. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? yea lol well i also dont have any clue what the hell they mean by the birds and bees, since im from romania i wouldnt know much children stories from here =X but yea lol i say just leave a pr0n vid in the VCR and go to work but before you leave be like "son, whatever you do, do not push the play button on the VCR". lol the second you leave hes gonna be sitting right in front of that TV lol, then he will know what really goes on lol. i remember when i was little i found a porn of my dads ha it was funny but i didnt see much cuz someone was comming up the steps so i had to ditch it lol, but when i was young and i seen people kissing on tv and being all romantic they would mention like lets have sex lol and thats when my parents would tell me to leave the room, and thats the times i would learn about it because i would go onto the internet and go to sex.com!!!!!! lol wow those were the days... |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Wow even when I am drunk I can make a thread. I should get toasted more often..for the sake of this beautiful forum and all of my friends here... Aww what the hell I'll say it. My mom walked in on me once, while I was doing the big sin. I was enjoying myself with my pillow..and my momma walked in...That was bad. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? ewww double post! just use the edit button if you want to add something. well yea thats happen to me before when i was younger lol, it was just plain horrible. |
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Basicaly my parents never told me anyting excpet sperm+egg=baby:p. I figured out the rest without the need of porn;). |
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Basicaly my parents never told me anyting excpet sperm+egg=baby:p. I figured out the rest without the need of porn;). |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? You start as soon as they can talk. Age appropriate of course, but it's better than all the hypocritical beliefs that our society tends to have and force on people. I was never really given "the talk", they started in third grade going into great detail of what each part of the body was. I find it amazing how much detail they went into the vagaina, uterus, erections, semen, whatever, but they never pieced it altogether until sixth grade. You weren't allowed to ask what "sex" was, but we could sure go into detail how all the different parts responded and functioned. I was lucky, I somehow pieced together information on my own and came to a correct conclusion, even if it didn't make a lot of sense at the time. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Show them a dirty video, or wait for them to confront you. I was contemplating drinking just a few minutes ago, but, i can hardly bear the taste. I have to chase it RIGHT after i take the shot. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I once drank 40% wine, near the whole bottle...I diddn't even have a hang over the next day. I have no idea what I did that day though..allI remember is laughing alot. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? My parents were nice about it... they never bs'ed me when I asked, but kept it basic (when a man and a woman love each other...), using all the scientific stuff. The actual education, as with 99% of America's youth, came from locker room lectures and the blessed internet. I'll try to be as nice to my kids as ny parents were to me about it, but most of the times, by the time the parents get around to teaching their kids about sex, the kid already knows most of the basic info. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? omfg i had a whole bottle of vodka, 45% alcohol or maybe a bit more, and all to myself! oh man what a day. it was some really good shit my friend brought for me back from Lithuania. i got so messed up that day, i did somethings that my parents wouldnt approve of, hahaha oh man good times good times. and same here zl1corvette i drank a whole bottle to myself and didnt even have a hangover, i was soooo surprised, i was a bit cranky but thats it. im surprised i didnt soo yea whats up with the whole "stork" thing.....lol |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Lithuania? One of my best friends is from there! Awesome. Anyway, you've never seen 'wasted' until you've been to a New Year's Eve (oudejaarsavond) in Holland. Man, that is the most fun ever... if you can remember it... |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? "now see timmy, this is the position me and- Carol, wiggle your rear like you did way back then. there we go- this is the position me and mommy took when you were concieved. you were an accident, if you didnt know already" |
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Observe the rare "Newbbus Wastedous". They have a tendency to think that people care about their current mental state. The interpreation of the word "little" is greatly skewed. They also have the disturbing habit of posting useless spam where it is not welcome. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? What is it with the "omfgz i so bad cuz i drank proper alcholocol and got drunkz i am so badder den u!" posts. It's just not impressive at all. Grow up. Not that this thread had a decent topic to start off on but it's not even on the same topic now. Closed. |
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