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Old September 29th, 2005   #21
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Default Re: How you fly those birds and bees!?

You start as soon as they can talk. Age appropriate of course, but it's better than all the hypocritical beliefs that our society tends to have and force on people.

I was never really given "the talk", they started in third grade going into great detail of what each part of the body was. I find it amazing how much detail they went into the vagaina, uterus, erections, semen, whatever, but they never pieced it altogether until sixth grade. You weren't allowed to ask what "sex" was, but we could sure go into detail how all the different parts responded and functioned.

I was lucky, I somehow pieced together information on my own and came to a correct conclusion, even if it didn't make a lot of sense at the time.

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Old September 29th, 2005   #22
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Show them a dirty video, or wait for them to confront you.

I was contemplating drinking just a few minutes ago, but, i can hardly bear the taste. I have to chase it RIGHT after i take the shot.

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Old September 29th, 2005   #23
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I once drank 40% wine, near the whole bottle...I diddn't even have a hang over the next day. I have no idea what I did that day though..allI remember is laughing alot.

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My parents were nice about it... they never bs'ed me when I asked, but kept it basic (when a man and a woman love each other...), using all the scientific stuff. The actual education, as with 99% of America's youth, came from locker room lectures and the blessed internet. I'll try to be as nice to my kids as ny parents were to me about it, but most of the times, by the time the parents get around to teaching their kids about sex, the kid already knows most of the basic info.
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omfg i had a whole bottle of vodka, 45% alcohol or maybe a bit more, and all to myself! oh man what a day. it was some really good shit my friend brought for me back from Lithuania. i got so messed up that day, i did somethings that my parents wouldnt approve of, hahaha oh man good times good times. and same here zl1corvette i drank a whole bottle to myself and didnt even have a hangover, i was soooo surprised, i was a bit cranky but thats it. im surprised i didnt

soo yea whats up with the whole "stork" thing.....lol

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Lithuania? One of my best friends is from there! Awesome. Anyway, you've never seen 'wasted' until you've been to a New Year's Eve (oudejaarsavond) in Holland. Man, that is the most fun ever... if you can remember it...
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"now see timmy, this is the position me and- Carol, wiggle your rear like you did way back then. there we go- this is the position me and mommy took when you were concieved. you were an accident, if you didnt know already"

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Im a little dRUNK! I have a idea, it seems good at this time...
How do you describe the birds and the bees, what will you say to your children, what have you said to them? Any funny stories? Any funny ways of putting it? What works best? What did your parents tell you, at any age that is worth tellign ages 1-70....Im drunk but this sounds like it could be some fun as of now.

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What is it with the "omfgz i so bad cuz i drank proper alcholocol and got drunkz i am so badder den u!" posts.

It's just not impressive at all. Grow up. Not that this thread had a decent topic to start off on but it's not even on the same topic now.

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