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Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I wish that my parents left a porno for me.... |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I can't believe that I made this thread!!!Om-gosh wow |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I'm not entirely sure, seeing as how I'm 17 years old and STILL have no idea what the whole story of the birds and the bees is :lol: I'm not kidding, my padres never touched the subject, I'll have to wing it as to whether I tell my [hypothetical] children or not :clueless: Closest thing I've gotten is when the bee stings somone it gets its stinger ripped out by the father so it can never do it again . . . |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? I was never directly sat down once and told. It was more an ongoing thing, with me finding things out on my own, then asking questions to my parents if I needed to. They also gave me a book. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Buy them a book that explains the things, the videos they will get at school, after they watched it one time it probably won't be watched again so buyign a video about it would not be worth your money I think. And just answer any question they might have when they ask about it. And don't forget to give honest and straight answer talkiong about "the bees and fhe birds" only makes it more confusing. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? yea lol well i also dont have any clue what the hell they mean by the birds and bees, since im from romania i wouldnt know much children stories from here =X but yea lol i say just leave a pr0n vid in the VCR and go to work but before you leave be like "son, whatever you do, do not push the play button on the VCR". lol the second you leave hes gonna be sitting right in front of that TV lol, then he will know what really goes on lol. i remember when i was little i found a porn of my dads ha it was funny but i didnt see much cuz someone was comming up the steps so i had to ditch it lol, but when i was young and i seen people kissing on tv and being all romantic they would mention like lets have sex lol and thats when my parents would tell me to leave the room, and thats the times i would learn about it because i would go onto the internet and go to sex.com!!!!!! lol wow those were the days... |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Wow even when I am drunk I can make a thread. I should get toasted more often..for the sake of this beautiful forum and all of my friends here... Aww what the hell I'll say it. My mom walked in on me once, while I was doing the big sin. I was enjoying myself with my pillow..and my momma walked in...That was bad. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? ewww double post! just use the edit button if you want to add something. well yea thats happen to me before when i was younger lol, it was just plain horrible. |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Quote:
Basicaly my parents never told me anyting excpet sperm+egg=baby:p. I figured out the rest without the need of porn;). |
Re: How you fly those birds and bees!? Quote:
Basicaly my parents never told me anyting excpet sperm+egg=baby:p. I figured out the rest without the need of porn;). |
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