Cleverest thing to do with unidentified objects ever.
You see! This is what I've been telling you all along! If you don't know about or understand a thing, you should always put it in your mouth! This guy did it, and now he gets to sue a company for loads of money! Don't you see? It's good for you!
I think that something needs to be done to help Americans with their fingers. It seems to me that they're not attached properly, as they keep falling off. Perhaps we could speak with your government about a possible trade agreement regarding glue and sticky tape?
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So he went to his kitchen, rinsed it off with water — and "just started screaming."
I can only imagine the man scraming like a girl, then a buddy/family member comes along and asks "What happened?" and the guy goes like "I just licked a finger with my custard!"
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