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lol@joke=funny

Posting a joke other people have seen already doesn't matter at all. Most jokes are funny even when you here them again (unless its a joke about a road and a chicken :uhoh: ).

That sucked...
Well it didn't. But I wanted to be different.

very good....is that a true story?

Quote:

Originally Posted by discman

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast
:nodding:

Pwned.

:lol: I've never heard that one before...good find!

Quote:

Originally Posted by War Hawk

:lol: I've never heard that one before...good find!

Thanks:)
I've got a bit more saved on my computer. I'll post them when I find the time.

I'm gonna give that an el oh el.

I never heard that before either. Not only is it very amusing, but it's also a valuable lesson that you may be able to put to good use in the future if you're lucky enough... :p