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How to know you've been online to late 1.you hear unearthly music outside your window 2. You try to go to bed, but you're legs don't move. 3. You've petrified 4. You see your legs wandering around on their own 5. You're eyes keep yawning 6. blinking makes you're eyes hurt 7. you fall over in your chair 8.Its getting light out. 9. You do a google search on "The history of Norwegien Flower Pots" 10. You make a thread like this one. I've just experienced four of these, maybe I should go to bed.:uhm: |
Re: How to know you've been online to late nah, just google The history of Norwegien Flower Pots again. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late okay. Hey, there go my legs...thats five now. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late You know it is too late when you just had dinner, and then the next thing you know you are being called down by your mom, for dinner. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 11. You stare at your monitor waiting for it to give you a soda. 12. You stare at your monitor waiting for it to give you a soda. 13. You keep repeating yourself 14. You have conversation with your favorite smilies. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late :rofl: good one, riles! |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 15. Any bright light in your display begins to hurt your eyes. 16. Rigormortis begins to set in. 17. The light(s) inside your computer case begin to mesermize you. 18. There is nobody else playing online in the server with you; they have just been coming and going. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late :lol: hey good ones :D |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 15. Rust appeared on your computers housing which wasn't there last time you turned it on. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late a popup says; "You have reached the end of the internet" You actually fall for an advertisement saysing "You have won $10,000!" You hear a voice in your head always saysing; "all your base are belong to us" |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 19. You begin drooling on your keyboard. 20. That full-bladder sensation that you first noticed who knows how long ago begins to fade... |
Re: How to know you've been online to late You get bored of reading GamingForearms. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 21. You notice your pants are wet and wonder how you spilled water on them, since you never got any water. 22. The energy bill this moth is sky-high, even though you never use lights. 23. Nocturnal bird roost on you. 24. The coroner is waiting outside. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 25. You wonder why the phone has not rung for a few days (56k people). 26. Les than haff of tha werds yor typing are speeled correcttly. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 27. The noise your computer fans are making sounds like Mozart. 28. The line you're reading changes for no reason. 29. You think you're lying on your back when you are actually facedown on the keyboard. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 30. It hurts your fingers to type 31. You move the covers off your bed and wrap yourself up in front of the computer 32. You start flattering your computer when it does things right 33. When people speak it seems like they're yelling 34. Coffee tastes good 35. You take that coffee black and saturated with sugar 36. It takes you a good half minute to realise the words on the screen are in English 37. You type up your post in the wrong language 38. And that language is Japanese 39. はい日本語 40. You realise that 'Alcy-ol' is not nearly as intoxicating as uninterrupted consciousness. 41. You follow the null pointer 42. You write programs that screw with windows because 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' 43. You try to build a windows skeleton without a Message Loop 44. You know what 43 is talking about 45. You've tried 43 and made it work 46. Are you sure you want to save? :p |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 596. You go to bed and fall asleep with your eyes open, dreaming you are the marine in Doom 3. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 47. You can hear you dad go to work. |
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Re: How to know you've been online to late When you lay down in bed your body hurts. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 48. You have created a life-like photo with paint. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late Oops; wrong thread. Hey there's one, 49. When you post in the wrong thread because you've got five hours worth of internet tabs open. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 50. You look at the clock and think it's 12 hours earler than it actually is. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 51. Every time you look at your keyboard, you see a pillow 52. You forget to breath 53. An archeologist digs you up 54. You try to change the computers battery pack 55. You see yourself walk into the room holding a platter of bacon dressed in tuxedoes. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 56. you think your p0rn collection of your comp is worthless compared to your bed. 57. you spam a non-spam thread till you get banned 58. you make druggies look normal |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 59. You have sat for so long that you actually fall through your chair. (I have pictures...:p ) 60. You read every single post in every single thread in multiple forums before going to bed. (Record is reading three forums in one night/morning, nothing amazing, but it's not something you do everyday) |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 61. You pick up and try to drink from the same empty soda can 17 times in a for (that isnt a random number) 61. you cant remember what the last number you used was 62. you start looking for other forums becaue you have the last post in every thread |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 63. You desperately try to remove your headset to escape the intense AK-47 shooting while lieing in your bed. 64. When you decide to turn off winamp and realize it's played through half of your playlist consisting of 6,000 songs. 65. You think you should save before going to bed. 66. You have meaningful conversations in notepad. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 67. You make posts and send e-mails correcting spelling mitakes everywhere you can find. 68. You hallucinate about facades of smilies 69. The computer suddenly goes to sleep 70. You see a pair of eyes staring at you from your speakers |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 72. You place a game/music CD upside down in the tray of your CD-ROM, close it and wonder why it says 'No CD in drive'. 73. The MSN/AIM conversation that you had with someone hours ago is still displayed up on your screen or minimized in the task bar. 74. The wiring of your CPU cooler fan and/or case fans puts you to sleep. 75. You keep searching every forum for new posts, even though you have the last post in every single thread. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 76. you think dust bunnies are staking you to your chair 77. you are talking to your self 78. your eyes glaze over 79. you experience the longest wave of deja vu yet |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 80. You make a list of things that tell you you'v been on the internet 81. That list has over 80 items 82. you run out of things to say so you make stupid posts like this |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 83. you masturbate to a picture of a baby |
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Re: How to know you've been online to late Uhh, yeah... 84) You join 5 forums in one night. And stay there. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late I must admit I myself have had experienced interesting illusions being up late online... or was it the :beer:? I suppose I will never know :D Quote:
-lord saber though a failure. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 85) The only thing you've been doing for the last 15 minutes is to scroll up and down with the scrollwheel. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late LoL When I first go world of warcraft I played it so much all I dreamt about for a full week was wow. I kid you not. And yes I have a habbit of reaching for an empty pop can 40 times. And wrapping yourself in blakents and playing computer is the best. "hello my name is Dave, you will adress me as elem3nt and yes I am a computer addict." |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 86. You forget to breath. 87. You got scars around your "organ". 88. You fall into a coma after 86. Quote:
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Re: How to know you've been online to late I already said that one |
Re: How to know you've been online to late hey how did cambe get perma-banned, was it because he said that thing about the baby or was it unrelated? |
Re: How to know you've been online to late He had two accounts. |
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He had a spam account and the CamBo one. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late Back on-topic please now. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 89. when you look at your clock and 7 hours have past since you last looked at it |
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92. you forget #91 |
Re: How to know you've been online to late 93. You sweat whenever you see a forum admin 94. You make your own forums and register repeatedly until your forums have the most members 95. You forget to eat 96. You think of a hundred reasons not to use smilies 97. You think of 100 ways to tell you've been online to late. 97. You repeat a number because some weirdo mentioned jerking off to a baby. |
Re: How to know you've been online to late You recieve a promotion from a GF admin. :p |
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