How to know you've been online to late

[Μαjïç MushrøøM]

19. You begin drooling on your keyboard.

20. That full-bladder sensation that you first noticed who knows how long ago begins to fade...

[Σl.Ðestructo]

You get bored of reading GamingForearms.

[TheMirage]

21. You notice your pants are wet and wonder how you spilled water on them, since you never got any water.

22. The energy bill this moth is sky-high, even though you never use lights.


23. Nocturnal bird roost on you.

24. The coroner is waiting outside.

[Μαjïç MushrøøM]

25. You wonder why the phone has not rung for a few days (56k people).

26. Les than haff of tha werds yor typing are speeled correcttly.

[Σl.Ðestructo]

27. The noise your computer fans are making sounds like Mozart.

28. The line you're reading changes for no reason.

29. You think you're lying on your back when you are actually facedown on the keyboard.

[Nemmerle]

30. It hurts your fingers to type

31. You move the covers off your bed and wrap yourself up in front of the computer

32. You start flattering your computer when it does things right

33. When people speak it seems like they're yelling

34. Coffee tastes good

35. You take that coffee black and saturated with sugar

36. It takes you a good half minute to realise the words on the screen are in English

37. You type up your post in the wrong language

38. And that language is Japanese

39. はい日本語

40. You realise that 'Alcy-ol' is not nearly as intoxicating as uninterrupted consciousness.

41. You follow the null pointer

42. You write programs that screw with windows because 'it seemed like a good idea at the time'

43. You try to build a windows skeleton without a Message Loop

44. You know what 43 is talking about

45. You've tried 43 and made it work

46. Are you sure you want to save?

[Sneaky_Master]

596. You go to bed and fall asleep with your eyes open, dreaming you are the marine in Doom 3.

[Mast3rofPuppets]

47. You can hear you dad go to work.

[Admiral Donutz]

Originally Posted by Mast3rofPuppets

47. You can hear you dad go to work.

lmao that happend to me, i was browsing the bioware (neverwiter night) forums the whole evening, and suddenly i heard sounds, wondering what it was I checked the clock and noticed that it was pst 6 in the morning . I quikly pushed the power button, jumped into bed and when my mum (who was off to work) took a quick look in my bedroom i pretended to sleep. Oh man great times. Luckly i was free that day, would suck if school would start at 9:00 .

[[+Glasius+]]

When you lay down in bed your body hurts.