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Old December 19th, 2004   #1
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
literof
urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15
penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and
failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen
basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold
sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...and wash your hands!

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Old December 19th, 2004   #2
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Source?

Some of those have been proven to be urban myths.

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Old December 19th, 2004   #3
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Some of those have been proven to be urban myths.
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exactly, urban myths.. ..

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"Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. "

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Speaking of urban myths, anyone watch mythbusters on the discovery channel?

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seen it a few times... dont remember exacly what was on it, but i seen it... is it tura a hand in warm water will make u pee??

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Oh?
I didn't know that women masturbate more then men
11 for women
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they only wash their hands less, there's a fewer percentage of women that masturbates than men

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seen it a few times... dont remember exacly what was on it, but i seen it... is it tura a hand in warm water will make u pee??
According to my dad, yes -- he said they used to do that alot when he worked out on oil rigs...

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