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Miltonmonkey December 19th, 2004 02:41 PM

Stuff you don't want to know
 
Stuff you don't want to know


During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
literof
urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15
penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and
failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen
basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold
sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...and wash your hands! :)

Jellybean of Doom! December 19th, 2004 02:44 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Source?

Some of those have been proven to be urban myths.

Miltonmonkey December 19th, 2004 02:46 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellybean of Doom!
Source?

Some of those have been proven to be urban myths.

my uncle...:)

Sh0wdowN December 19th, 2004 02:51 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
exactly, urban myths.. .. :lookaround:

Der Sturmbannführer December 19th, 2004 03:00 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
"Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. "

fine by me...

J-Dub' December 19th, 2004 03:02 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Speaking of urban myths, anyone watch mythbusters on the discovery channel?

Der Sturmbannführer December 19th, 2004 03:07 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
seen it a few times... dont remember exacly what was on it, but i seen it... is it tura a hand in warm water will make u pee??

adibou December 19th, 2004 03:12 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Oh?
I didn't know that women masturbate more then men :lookaround:
11 for women
6 for men

Sh0wdowN December 19th, 2004 03:16 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
they only wash their hands less, there's a fewer percentage of women that masturbates than men

colonel_bob December 19th, 2004 04:12 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Panzer - SS
seen it a few times... dont remember exacly what was on it, but i seen it... is it tura a hand in warm water will make u pee??

According to my dad, yes -- he said they used to do that alot when he worked out on oil rigs...

JizzyB December 19th, 2004 04:25 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Wait...why?

J-Dub' December 19th, 2004 04:26 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by colonel_bob
According to my dad, yes -- he said they used to do that alot when he worked out on oil rigs...

Ive done it to people before, it only works part of the time.

Captain Snow December 19th, 2004 07:30 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
I never shake anyones hand...And this has to be myths...

mwace December 19th, 2004 07:32 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Funny, my friend read these to me in MSN yesterday.... I can get the site later :D

Yannick December 19th, 2004 07:48 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Indeed they seem mythical some, but you never know.

15 penises a day, and 12 pubic hairs a year...wow.

Captain Snow December 19th, 2004 08:11 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Yuck, I am not a gay bastard.

TheMirage December 19th, 2004 08:15 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sh0wdowN
exactly, urban myths.. .. :lookaround:

urban?

Yannick December 19th, 2004 08:17 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theoman
Yuck, I am not a gay bastard.

And who might you be intending your comment for?

Captain Snow December 19th, 2004 08:35 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Uh and what are you talking about?

DCLXVI December 19th, 2004 08:39 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Eating 12 pubes a year, eh? Good thing I never noticed.

Captain Snow December 19th, 2004 08:48 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DCLXVI
Eating 12 pubes a year, eh? Good thing I never noticed.

What? Whats that? You like pubes?

Col Jimmy Emeric December 19th, 2004 08:51 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
literof
urine.
im glad im not on the swim team

DCLXVI December 19th, 2004 08:51 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theoman
What? Whats that? You like pubes?

Everyone's doing it...aren't you?

Yannick December 19th, 2004 08:53 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theoman
Uh and what are you talking about?

im talking about the post that you made and i quoted, dumbass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by theoman
What? Whats that? You like pubes?

Youre such a fag theoman, noone thinks youre cool or funny with stupid posts like that ^

Captain Snow December 19th, 2004 08:53 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
I was for some time. But this pool was like drained every week and noone under 14 could swim in it.

Yannick December 19th, 2004 08:59 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
That doesnt mean in your hour you didnt swallow pee.

Captain Snow December 19th, 2004 09:07 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
lol. Yeah I guess so...

AegenemmnoN December 20th, 2004 12:27 AM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miltonmonkey
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.


cool.....


/me goes and sniffs hand





i am terrible. :lol:

D.Sporky! December 20th, 2004 07:41 AM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
A lot of that is :bs:

Captain Snow December 20th, 2004 10:02 AM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
I imagine he got them from some site.

THE_UNKNOWN_SOLDIER December 20th, 2004 10:15 AM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Panzer - SS
"Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. "

fine by me...

me aswell......

Miltonmonkey December 20th, 2004 12:21 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theoman
I imagine he got them from some site.

like i said before, i got them from my uncle...

THE_UNKNOWN_SOLDIER December 20th, 2004 01:33 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miltonmonkey
like i said before, i got them from my uncle...

Who probably got it from some website

Sh0wdowN December 20th, 2004 04:39 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
probably is the key word here

Yannick December 20th, 2004 05:22 PM

Re: Stuff you don't want to know
 
well most things like that do come from websites, or porn mags.


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