Eight Reasons why Capitalists want to...
 

Eight reasons why Capitalists want to sell you Deodorant.

Im not saying im an Anti-Capitalist, But rather an Anti-Consumer. I espectially loathe the American consumer system today, and i thought up an example to you guys about consumption and captalists.

1: Body smells are erotic and sexual. Capitals dont like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sexsuality and sexuality. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their reigd, asexual system.

2: Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists dont want us to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground, not out of plastic wrappers. They are openly sexual. They dont wear suits or ties, and they dont get their hair done. They dont show up to work on time.

3: Body Smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists dont like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

4: Some deodorants are harmful. Capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes; they also cause new illnesses so capitalists can invent even more new medicines.

5: Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

6: Deodorants hide the damage that capitalist products cause your body. Eating meat and other chemical-filled foods sold by capitalists make you smell bad. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell bad. Captalists dont want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating meat.

7: Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people dont start trouble. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners, makeup, and magazines with articles about dieting.

8: Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.

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Hey biggus, I thought I'd let you have this thread, the pub doesnt want it.

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OoooKkkk...

Well in response to your "Capitalist Ideas", Indeed one or two funny parts, but i dont know what a capitalist is so, meh?

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:Puzzled: You both are ignorant about capitalism.

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No, this thread is just boring...

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Well, this is an EXTREMLY stereotypical view of a 'capitalist' and there are many things I strongly disagree with in there...... I myself am a capitalist, being an american citizen, and I am not about to deny my own sexuality, my place in nature, my indivudality (of which I presonally strive for quite a lot). Nor am I an asshole who will try to benifit off you getting sick, paying money, getting hurt, or your insecurity. And I would not at all be pound of selling somebody bullshit!!

Ugh....

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On many fronts it's true, but it's blatant, and that's why you think it's sterotypical.

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Mihail, are you trying to tell us that body ordor is erotic and sexual?

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Yea, dont smelly armpits turn you on?


... o_O I dont think so..

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Animals do, infact that's why instead of body odor, us humans have replaced it with perfumes and colones to attract instead in a erotic and sexual way.

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Those nasty womens perfumes definantly dont spark anything erotic or sexual in me, but yes animals have a history of using scents to attact mates.

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You're so kind with me... ;)

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I find you offensive and naive. And please don't come too close to me if you find body odour 'pleasant'.

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Stated in a rather ignorant way but most of it is true nonethelss, capatalist only think of profit, profit and more profit (for the rich, the poor can work and die).

I found the above pretty funny for that reason.

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Those same things could be said about Russian Communism.

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Well, uh, it is an accurate description of the height of :Censored: ed up capitolism, and actually a lot of those reasons apply to Priests and religions like cristianity. And Yall should be happy only thats the height of :Censored:ed up capiltolism, cause the height of :Censored:ed up communism involves Secret police, turture, killing, backstabbing, lying, and some real nasty evil stuff wich would violate an invidual on a much more ..eh.. whats the word .. 'deeper' levels than capitolism. IE:

"Ohh, you hurt my feelings and wasted 5 of my $s by convincing me to buy your deoderant!!!"

"OOhh my you hurt my feelings with a 8" steel blade you jabbed into my head!! And you took over all my property and destroyed all evidence of my existance!!!!"

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i think that your mixing communism up with stalinism....

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and I think someone is forgetting that both are derivatives of Marxism.

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well that person wouldn't be me, the rise and fall if the USSR was part of my final exam for high school (i had a 9 for it, could have been higher if it where not for the fact that the other half of the exam was about the history of dutch polics and policital related parties/events).