Eight Reasons why Capitalists want to... - Page 2

mwace · December 13th, 2004

Those nasty womens perfumes definantly dont spark anything erotic or sexual in me, but yes animals have a history of using scents to attact mates.

***Biggus Dickus*** · December 13th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Dante

Hey biggus, I thought I'd let you have this thread, the pub doesnt want it.

You're so kind with me...

***Mr. Matt*** · December 13th, 2004

I find you offensive and naive. And please don't come too close to me if you find body odour 'pleasant'.

Admiral Donutz · December 13th, 2004

Stated in a rather ignorant way but most of it is true nonethelss, capatalist only think of profit, profit and more profit (for the rich, the poor can work and die).

I found the above pretty funny for that reason.

***Xenomorph*** · December 13th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Nusentinsaino

1: Body smells are erotic and sexual. Capitals dont like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sexsuality and sexuality. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their reigd, asexual system.

3: Body Smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists dont like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

Those same things could be said about Russian Communism.

mwace · December 13th, 2004

Well, uh, it is an accurate description of the height of

ed up capitolism, and actually a lot of those reasons apply to Priests and religions like cristianity. And Yall should be happy only thats the height of

ed up capiltolism, cause the height of

ed up communism involves Secret police, turture, killing, backstabbing, lying, and some real nasty evil stuff wich would violate an invidual on a much more ..eh.. whats the word .. 'deeper' levels than capitolism. IE:

"Ohh, you hurt my feelings and wasted 5 of my $s by convincing me to buy your deoderant!!!"

"OOhh my you hurt my feelings with a 8" steel blade you jabbed into my head!! And you took over all my property and destroyed all evidence of my existance!!!!"

Admiral Donutz · December 14th, 2004

i think that your mixing communism up with stalinism....

***WiseBobo*** · December 14th, 2004

and I think someone is forgetting that both are derivatives of Marxism.

Admiral Donutz · December 14th, 2004

well that person wouldn't be me, the rise and fall if the USSR was part of my final exam for high school (i had a 9 for it, could have been higher if it where not for the fact that the other half of the exam was about the history of dutch polics and policital related parties/events).