Two Arabs boarded a plane out of London. One took a window seat & the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes & was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up & get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I’ll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe & spat in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one too."
Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe & spat in it.
When the American returned, they all sat back & enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes & knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This spitting in shoes & pissing in cokes."
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I've heard this joke before, except without Arabs, I think they were Chinese or some other ethnicity. I've also heard it as two Americans and one Canadian. Its not really all that funny,
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