Two Arabs and an American
 

Two Arabs boarded a plane out of London. One took a window seat & the other sat next to him in the middle seat.



Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.


After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes & was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up & get a coke."


"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I’ll get it for you."


As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe & spat in it.


When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one too."


Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe & spat in it.


When the American returned, they all sat back & enjoyed the flight.


As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes & knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This spitting in shoes & pissing in cokes."

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PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 1one

I don't get it...

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I knew before reading the end that he pissed in the cokes. I'm psychic....when I mix coke and pop corn together...

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your right when will it stop?

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relax, it was a joke...

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hehe thats pretty good....

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LoL I had a joke about Iraqi soldiers that was funny but I forgot where I found it.

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I've heard this joke before, except without Arabs, I think they were Chinese or some other ethnicity. I've also heard it as two Americans and one Canadian. Its not really all that funny,

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I don't get it. :confused:

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Racist jokes are seldom funny.

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Its not really a racist joke, its just showing how a lot of arabs hate americans and vice versa.

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I've noticed the "really" between "not" and "a racist" in your sentence. Making a joke with a race (whatever it is) is not the ugliest face of the racism, I do agree. But it's still a part of it.

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I could see the end a mile away...it wasn't that funny.

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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush. Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, “Respectfully, sir. I have a question about what I’ve seen in America.” Politely, President Bush answered, “If I can help explain things to you, please let me know.” The Iraqi whispered. “My little girl watches this show called ‘Star Trek’ and in this show, there’s Chekov who is a Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese… but there aren’t any Iraqis. Why aren’t there any Iraqis on Star Trek?” President Bush whispered back to the ambassador, “It’s because Star Trek takes place in the future.”

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ROFLOLMAO :lol: :lol:

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nothing racist at al with that joke. If anyone thinks it is needs to unbunch their panties a tad ;)
relax, enjoy life's greatest gift, humor.
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too true :bows:

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not bad, exploders is a bit better.

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the first is not really funny. the second was ok.

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duh!!! :lol:

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sometimes you actually have to tell people :lol:

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lmao thats pretty good..

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Beef Flaps was OK.But the punchline to X-C's implies that there are no Iraqi's cause they're all dead if I read it right.I 've got as good of a sense of humour as anyone else,but there's nothing funny about genocide.

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heh. its a joke, relax.

besides, if there's nothing funny about genocide, i suppose you never played indians and cowboys when you were little, eh? ;)

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This thread is over one year old, let it rest in peace.

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