PETAs newest scheme
 

Ok, I just read this and I don't know if it is legit, but if it is: lol
I'm sure you are all familiar with PETA, the nutjob animal protection organisation. Apparently they want to encourage vegetarism by lower prices in... brothels.
The Berlin brothel "Maison d'Envie" already has a similar scheme: You get a certain amount off (hehe) if you arrive per bicycle, thus heroically saving nature. PETA now thinks this should be introduced for vegetarians.
Of course, there are three open questions:
1. wtf?
2. How do they know you're vegetarian?
3. wtf?

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Some people go to Germany for the sghts and the history.
Others go for the food and the beer.

For me, it seems like the only real reason to go is for the incredible marketing gimmicks offered by the German cathouses. I read an article a while ago about the "all you can eat/hump" deal from one brothel and another is offering discounts for bike riders and nowadays vegetarians. wtf?

Funny country but man, sometimes the things they end up doing make so much sense that it appears to be absurd to the casual observer.

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Ever see that German porn... there is no frickin way I would EVER go to a german brothel... as nauseating as freaky Japanese porn!!!

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Apparently the taste of certain uh, "excretions" can reveal if you've been eating meat. Meat causes it to become more bitter, whereas a vegetarian diet would make it sweeter.

As for that Berlin brothel: what about walking?

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They could use those collectible coupons that you find on some products. Buy enough fruit and you can redeem your coupons for some carnal pleasures.

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My bad, thought this was a thread for

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals

http://www.political-humor.org/graph...-creatures.jpg
http://www.political-humor.org/graph...-creatures.jpg

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mmm.... Moose stew

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Mjamjam... I just noticed it's lunch time.
Me wants some good old meat. :)

http://mybbq.net/forum/userpix/57_pp_021_Small_2.jpg


Anyway stylie you're just envious of our great offers. ;)
I don't need a cathouse, but the Reporter-lady does appreciate a veggi diet and me riding my bike to stay fit. ^^

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Cycling is good for you, unless you live in the Alps perhaps, there it might not be feasable to do "everything" by bike. I... wait... Hmmm meat *drool*

*is distracted & drooling*