"Mow The Lawn"
 

BUUUUUUWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!! :rofl:

http://www.boingboing.net/images/mowlawnnnnn.jpg


This is a musical UK(?) ad for Wilkinson Sword Quattro for Women "Bikini Razor". Introducing that international hit, "Mow The Lawn" - Wilkinson Sword: Mow the Lawn | Creativity Online

Incredible ad. Catchy song and, uh, interesting lyrics:

Whenever I see a weed,
I mow that rascal down;
So all that's left for me to see
are tulips on the mound

Sheesh! Imagine watching that one with your girlfriend's parents.

Not only that, but unbelievable racial stereotypes "Some bushes are really big." (by a black girl).
"Some gardens are mighty small" (by an Asian girl)

:eek:

Re: "Mow The Lawn"
 

Stop... spamming.. please.. Donutz its about to DIE whit your insane spamming :bawl:

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Wait. This is what they call a joke where you come from, right?

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What spamming? Spam is posting an aimless post like.


"I like cheese"

What jummy is doing is a classic part of FHOT culture, finding something incredibly hilarious, and sharing the wealth, that we may discuss it.


In terms of the video, that is simply epic. Normally you just see here things about the "bikini area" in commercials, never going THAT far ;)

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Eh?


I was just making a joke of course.. i know our Jum its not a Spammer.. at all :nodding:

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Ah, but of course.

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Asian girls actually have a huge bushes, ever watched asian porn?

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Really? I've never watched Asian pr0n - or been with an Asian girl. So I wouldn't know. Apparently the Wilkinson Sword Company, Women's Bikini Razor Division, thinks Asian women have "small gardens", and also assumes we know it too.

The closest I ever came to knowledge was when I was in Washington D.C. for some training in the 80's. (Yikes!) Among the attendees was a very nice young Chinese lass from San Francisco. We palled around for the couple of weeks we were there. We got a little drunk at that famous rooftop bar at the Hotel Washington that's just across the Tidal Basin a couple of hundred yards from the Jefferson Memorial, well known for it's great close-up views at night.

We're talking about our relationships back home (both single). And she tells me I was good looking. I didn't quite know what to do next. I was young and didn't know whether this was an invitation or what. But I was new, a baby federale, and I had gotten all the lectures about how we weren't supposed to dip our pens in the nation's ink, so to speak - even though the ink bottle was as big as a swimming pool because there were like 400,000 female federal employees then, and were potential dip-ees - so I realize now that sentiment didn't really apply to the situation. Those were the days before sexual harassment training got big. So things actuially were a little looser. At least it was acceptable - or not a firing offense - to tell a female you barely knew, as sort of a joke, to "shut the eff up, bitch". But it could put a chill on things even at a bar even if your job wasn't in jeopardy.

But that didn't have anything to do with the Chinese girl. So her "You're a good-looking guy" is hanging in the air, and I'm confused. Does she expect me to follow up? If she doesn't, will she be offended if I do? But if she does, will she be offended if I don't? Questions, questions. And I might have been a little unclear on whether those Chinese girls really did have horizontal access after all.

So I let it pass, and we never got together. To this day I still don't know what an Asian garden looks like....maybe even which direction it grows. ;)

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Well that made me laugh. Can someone get the full lyrics? I missed some parts.

And threads like these made up alot of the posts in U&R and still you dare to say that is spam.
The other posts where about Empire: Total War.

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Haha that's great stuff.

Oh and too bad you didn't got to go asian, I dig asian chicks. :naughty: You know what they say, the grass is always greener on the other side. ;)