Really? I've never watched Asian pr0n - or been with an Asian girl. So I wouldn't know. Apparently the Wilkinson Sword Company, Women's Bikini Razor Division, thinks Asian women have "small gardens", and also assumes we know it too.
The closest I ever came to knowledge was when I was in Washington D.C. for some training in the 80's. (Yikes!) Among the attendees was a very nice young Chinese lass from San Francisco. We palled around for the couple of weeks we were there. We got a little drunk at that famous rooftop bar at the Hotel Washington that's just across the Tidal Basin a couple of hundred yards from the Jefferson Memorial, well known for it's great close-up views at night.
We're talking about our relationships back home (both single). And she tells me I was good looking. I didn't quite know what to do next. I was young and didn't know whether this was an invitation or what. But I was new, a baby federale, and I had gotten all the lectures about how we weren't supposed to dip our pens in the nation's ink, so to speak - even though the ink bottle was as big as a swimming pool because there were like 400,000 female federal employees then, and were potential dip-ees - so I realize now that sentiment didn't really apply to the situation. Those were the days before sexual harassment training got big. So things actuially were a little looser. At least it was acceptable - or not a firing offense - to tell a female you barely knew, as sort of a joke, to "shut the eff up, bitch". But it could put a chill on things even at a bar even if your job wasn't in jeopardy.
But that didn't have anything to do with the Chinese girl. So her "You're a good-looking guy" is hanging in the air, and I'm confused. Does she expect me to follow up? If she doesn't, will she be offended if I do? But if she does, will she be offended if I don't? Questions, questions. And I might have been a little unclear on whether those Chinese girls really did have horizontal access after all.
So I let it pass, and we never got together. To this day I still don't know what an Asian garden looks like....maybe even which direction it grows.
Another story from the PrimeTime days of JumJum and "Thud".
This is currently horrifying my girlfriend. Who is Asian, incidentally. But not what you yanks would call Asian, she's a Parsi from Pakistan. But being Parsi she naturally hails from 'proper' Persia.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but I always considered "Asian" (for purposes of these kinds of discussions), to exclude India/Pakistan. I would refer to girls from there as, well, Indian, Pakistani, etc. And I would consider "Asian girls" to be from China and to the south and east.
Your gf has seen these ads? Jeez I can't think of anything more excruciating than to be having a nice family evening with the family and the gf watching telly, and "BANG!" out comes the landscapers. Give me a " for heavy flow days" ad anytime over the Bikini razor song. Although the condom ads can get, uh, sticky, too.
I think most people think of East Asians when they hear/talk about Asian people (China, Japan, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam. Korea, ..., etc.).
And what's this bit about horitzontal access? Never heard such "rumors". I can imagen a thing or two (err.. just one actually... girls have a vertical access point) but I can't think of a reason why they would speak about horitzontal access. Oh wait... you mean, those eyes are small and horizontal so... I think I get it... alright... heh.
Well, in the UK it's the opposite - if you're from south-Asia (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka) you're considered Asian. If you're from east-Asia (China, Japan, Korea, Thailand etc) some would call you Oriental but most will just say Chinese/Japanese or whatever. Or indeed just call you Chinese/Jackie Chan regardless of where you're from.
The focus on India as 'Asia' probably stems from the days of the Jewel in the Crown of the Empire.
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You know what they say, the grass is always greener on the other side. 
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Oh wait... you mean, those eyes are small and horizontal so... I think I get it... alright... 
heh. 
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