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[130.Pz]W.Fuchs August 22nd, 2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4524262)
No, its both, It was meant as a joke, and turns out being offensive.

It's what you make of it. I think it's a joke, you think it's an insult.

Von Mudra August 22nd, 2008 09:52 AM

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I'm an american, and you all know my political views.

And I just think that map is a joke.... I think there are americans and euros alike who have idiotic ideas about how the others are and live, but that's not the norm. I do think there are both americans on here who don't understand europe, and europeans on here who don't understand America. Live with it.

FatJoe August 22nd, 2008 09:55 AM

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Funny how you people can always turn discussions (or funny images) into US vs EU.. or something similar.

I just wanted to share a funny E-mail I got.. :|
geez

Admiral Donutz August 22nd, 2008 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by FatJoe (Post 4523043)
I got this one in my e-mail earlier today.. thought I'd share it with you guys...



:lol:

Lol, probably it was all planned... peopel can't be that stupid. I don't think any people coud go beyond a split second "What the Georgia st... oh they Georgia the country... hehe" train of thought when the news made the headlines for the first time...

It's Happy Fun Ball! August 22nd, 2008 10:56 AM

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I think the problem is that while Americans are colourful and easy to make fun of, Europeans are bland and boring. This is putting the Americans at a serious disadvantage.

Common it's TRUE! What are they gonna make fun of? Ooooooooh, the EU generates a large number of regulatory bodies, that makes for great punchlines! Europe has been boring for quite some time now, you guys need to liven it up a little.

Meadow August 22nd, 2008 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by It's Happy Fun Ball! (Post 4524854)
I think the problem is that while Americans are colourful and easy to make fun of, Europeans are bland and boring. This is putting the Americans at a serious disadvantage.

Common it's TRUE! What are they gonna make fun of? Ooooooooh, the EU generates a large number of regulatory bodies, that makes for great punchlines! Europe has been boring for quite some time now, you guys need to liven it up a little.

You sure about that? Remember what happened last time a European REALLY rocked the boat a little?

FlyGuy45 August 22nd, 2008 11:49 AM

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On the part of Scorched Earth policy, Albert Speer, in the closing days of WW2 went around tell people not to use Scorched earth because it would cause untold destruction to the people of Berlin.

I love US jokes. They are either so wrong (where you can correct them if they are that dense) or something you know is a common stereotypes.

About Polish immigrants: EU made say rude things about them, but the US does the same thing to Mexicans and other immigrants. If a person wants to leave their country for a better life good for them. I support them.

The world has one thing in common: stupidity!

rattovolante August 22nd, 2008 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by It's Happy Fun Ball! (Post 4524854)
I think the problem is that while Americans are colourful and easy to make fun of, Europeans are bland and boring. This is putting the Americans at a serious disadvantage.

Common it's TRUE! What are they gonna make fun of? Ooooooooh, the EU generates a large number of regulatory bodies, that makes for great punchlines! Europe has been boring for quite some time now, you guys need to liven it up a little.

Give us a break... we've been at war with each other for the most part of the past millenium. A century or so of relative boredom is a nice change of place, especially for the guys living in the "natural" battleground areas like me right now ;)

Anyway, there's plenty of jokes about european countries. And by the way, does anyone know when did the Germans schedule their next invasion?

Lobo August 22nd, 2008 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4524154)
The only reason I said what I said above is because im sick and tired of it. I never insult other peoples countrys, but whenever I come on here all I see is Anti-American statements, like every european on the face of the wide earth has the same Ideas about America.

Oh we are all stupid rednecks carrying shotguns

We all wear cowboy hats

We all still listen to Elvis Presley

I mean its fucking rediculous, you people can't just get over yourselves. You blame the American citizen for everything and its just rediculous. Your countrys are not perfect so don't act like they are, thats why you are Ignorant, because you can't get over yourselves. Show some fair treatment christ, why do you think many Americans start becoming racist and stereotyping bastards? Because of shit like this.

No ofence but you joke-meter needs a review :rolleyes:

You don't listen Elvis now?, damn, he is The King, and I have cowboy boots, with snake skin, beat that

PD: I have been in lot of countries of this world, USA included, plus all my cultural background, wich has a blatant USA leaning, when I critic stuff like Iraq war, etc, the targets of my flames are pretty obvious, your bosses, so don't cry "oh, you euros are so unfair with us, the grunts, with all those steorotypes and wah wah", don't be childish, we have nothing against you...unless you are Bush, then you suck

Archimonde0_0 August 22nd, 2008 01:41 PM

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Maybe once you get a good joke ill feel better, wasn't funny, just the cold hard truth.

Lobo August 22nd, 2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4525191)
Maybe once you get a good joke ill feel better, wasn't funny, just the cold hard truth.

The pic of the world?, dude, is a joke, like this one

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...europe_usa.jpg

Post one making fun of euros, personally I will enjoy it.

Holly Molly, I've hurted the patriotic feelings of somebody, evil lobo

FlyGuy45 August 22nd, 2008 01:57 PM

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These are sort of funny:
Central and Eastern Europe since 1945 - Jokes Book

More: What do you think of this European joke? - Yahoo! Answers

It's Happy Fun Ball! August 22nd, 2008 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rattovolante (Post 4525085)
And by the way, does anyone know when did the Germans schedule their next invasion?

Actually, I think it's France's turn again...

jumjum August 22nd, 2008 04:03 PM

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The map is a joke and is funny as hell. It's in the same vein as the old "Shortest Books In The World" type of jokes that are as old as the hills. You know, stereotypes have at least some basis in reality or we wouldn't recognize them. The basis of much humor is to take a recognizable trait that has been displayed enough that a lot of people have noticed it, and then exaggerate it. Result - funny stuff.

Von Mudra August 22nd, 2008 05:29 PM

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http://jj.am/gallery/d/29512-2/EuropeVSusa.jpg

Kubador August 22nd, 2008 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by FlyGuy45 (Post 4525231)

The funny thing about this all jokes is that they're true. I remember the stories about my grandmother sending us toilet paper from US or diepers, or money, or anything else. The 70ties.

Stefan F August 22nd, 2008 06:41 PM

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jumjum August 22nd, 2008 06:54 PM

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Heh. "Das ist sehr komisch. Name, bitte?"

Von Mudra August 22nd, 2008 09:03 PM

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Fun thing is that if you see the ending, you'll see that guy again working...well, you all know where I mean if you've seen the movie. Don't wanna spoil anything:P

torenico August 22nd, 2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Moose12 (Post 4523572)
It's true with a lot of Americans. They're retarded. 33% knew where iraq was.


yeah, i remeber a guy asking every american in the Street..

"Bush said, the US would be prepared to Invade Kazakhstan, because its a dangerous country that treats out country, do you agree whit a military intervention?"

"Uh well, yes for sure.. Bush enemy is our enemy"

Other guys answered.. "Kaza what!?"

Funny, ignorant but funny :P

Cadyshack August 23rd, 2008 12:38 AM

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Most of the lesser-known former soviet states are a weak area in a bunch of our geography. Heck, I only learned of Kazkhstan via CnC:Generals (campaign). Belarus and Ukraine were from Janes Fighters Anthology. And Georgia due to recent events.

Oh, I knew what they were and how they came to be, but I'd have problems putting them on a blank map before I learned of them.

Still, I like a good joke on any nation, unless it's too far below the belt. My comment earlier was to point out an ironic joke if it was there.

Oh, and I'd say our general public likes the funny pot shots on any high level politician, unless it's overly sexist or racist. Take JibJab.com for example.

Remember as well that this is the FH community. I remember someone having a saved quote in his sig that said to the effect of: "The sarcastic comment is what drives the FH community." So we need to have a scense of humor, here. =p

Ofw. Josef Schneider August 23rd, 2008 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4523450)
Yes, reps for a very stereotypical response, yet again outlining European ignorance.

Hahaha good one.

Sir Apple August 23rd, 2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Mudra (Post 4525575)

:rofl:

jumjum August 23rd, 2008 09:43 AM

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I meant to do this a while ago. I'm gonna see if Archie has nailed me:

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4524154)
...we are all stupid rednecks carrying shotguns....

"stupid" - check: at least my Mom thinks I am a lot of the time.
"redneck" - check: these are my people; blood of my blood, flesh of my flesh.
"shotguns" - mega check: At last count it was six, each with it's own role, from upland bird hunting to darkened hallway clearing. Don't currently have a pickup truck with a gun rack in the rear window....but I have in the past.

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4524154)
...cowboy hats..

check: they serve a purpose you know, just like cowboy boots, which I also own. But then sometimes I am a cow-boy, baabee.

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4524154)
...We all still listen to Elvis Presley...

check: So don't you be sayin' nothin' bad about The King, y' hear?

Now, what was it I was saying about stereotypes having a basis in truth? Or was I talking about how sometimes we'll take things which are intended as insults and exaggerate them as a way of saying "kiss my ass"? I forget.


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Originally Posted by Von Mudra (Post 4525575)
(...Eurotrash Boy vs. Marlboro Marine...)...

"You must spread" yadda yadda.

Archimonde0_0 August 23rd, 2008 09:47 AM

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I think I was drunk when I said some of these things....I don't remember typing them :confused:.........boy...im an asshole.

Sir Apple August 23rd, 2008 09:57 AM

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Were you drunk with the pirate girl?

Archimonde0_0 August 23rd, 2008 10:01 AM

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probably.

Tedacious August 23rd, 2008 10:01 AM

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and while we're on the topic of geography.

jumjum August 23rd, 2008 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Archimonde0_0 (Post 4526679)
I think I was drunk when I said some of these things....I don't remember typing them :confused:.........boy...im an asshole.

Heh. I thought it was hilarious. And yes, you had a point, but it's just at the time you went hot was a moment we were all playing well and goofing together. You have nothing to apologize for until you get over into jumjum territory of bleeding from the eyes while you act like the German kid who can't get his game to load fast enough. Then you'll need to dial it down a notch.

Archimonde0_0 August 23rd, 2008 11:00 AM

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Haha. I personally only flipped like the Angry German kid once...and it was because I couldn't put together a Lego Iowa Class Battleship...and ended up throwing it against the wall.

Lobo August 23rd, 2008 11:27 AM

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Well, I just hope you didn't wake up in a Las Vegas motel with a wife called Peggy Sue, formerly known as Jack

[130.Pz]W.Fuchs August 23rd, 2008 11:54 AM

Re: Geography fail!
 
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Originally Posted by FlyGuy45 (Post 4525231)

Haha those Central and Eastern Europe since 1945 where so good :lol:
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Originally Posted by Von Mudra (Post 4525575)

I don't get this one, whats the left one trying to be? He looks a bit like Ronald McDonald :p

Lobo August 23rd, 2008 12:08 PM

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No, the pic means that the euro youngsters take showers =p

Sir Apple August 23rd, 2008 12:09 PM

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No it means the euro youngsters dress like preppy gheys. But it doesn't matter what I say as long as I say I'm just kidding and its not my fault you can't take jokes, right?

Meadow August 23rd, 2008 01:43 PM

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Given that the very term 'preppy' and a lot of that shite clothing comes from the USA it's a pretty half-arsed gag. Oh, and thanks for emo.

(you're welcome to McFly)

jumjum August 23rd, 2008 09:08 PM

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You're right about where the preppy look came from, but that ain't it. This is the preppy look:

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t.../preplooks.jpg

BTW, I am a big fan of prep. In the last 35 years my dress shirt choices have been limited to white and blue Oxford cloth button downs. Casual shirts are navy blue polos, and casual pants are khakis. Top it off with boat shoes and tassel loafers and my wardrobe problems were solved for a lifetime.

What is displayed in v Mudra's pic is a stereotype (I find it shocking, shocking, I tell you): Catwalk Boy wears a foo-foo mega-gay fashion style never actually seen in public. You'll notice the obvious (and obviously intended) symbolism: the suspenders (braces) are backwards. You know, as if the cute boy's butt was facing the picture. Get it, huh, huh? In addition to all that back-to-front business, the designer is pushing the "wrongness" angle, which is as good as saying "unnatural", and "crime against nature". (Hey, I didn't design it - I just report on the symbolism.)

Going with the theory that humor is the unexpected juxtaposition of incongruities, von Mudra pairs Catwalk Boy with Kid Badass. Yes, it's got a low degree of difficulty, but it's almost always nailed perfectly.

Cadyshack August 24th, 2008 01:48 AM

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Didn't those designer jeans and such with holes pre-made in them originate from the US?

Twice as expensive with less material. I'm from the originating country and I don't see the logic in it. Buy normal jeans and hack away while you save cash. Duh.

Playing along with jum's steriotype, he must play tennis/badminton/racketball along with golf/bochieball, own a yacht, and a few horses (including a race horse). All while pulling Benjamins out of his wallet. Maybe even live in a walled utopian community as well. =p =p

That, or middle class in disguise.

Go ahead and laugh at my failure of humor...

Uberhauptstormfuhrer August 24th, 2008 02:59 AM

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At least you get hot wives with a preppy look =p

Kubador August 24th, 2008 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Uberhauptstormfuhrer (Post 4528235)
At least you get hot wives with a preppy look =p

Don't you have hot chicks in Belgium? I understand Germany and England but Belgium?

Captain Pyjama Shark August 24th, 2008 05:37 AM

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Hey look, Uberhauptstormfuhrer has 333 posts! Yay!

hslan.Lord Helmchen August 24th, 2008 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Pyjama Shark (Post 4528374)
Hey look, Uberhauptstormfuhrer has 333 posts! Yay!

which means, he's semi-evil

Huffardo August 24th, 2008 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Mudra (Post 4525575)

Heh, so Americans figure we got more gays but less dirty smokers? Odd, but I couldn't help laughing at the clown. :lol:




http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3739/euvsusagv6.jpg
=p

Admiral Donutz August 24th, 2008 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Huffardo (Post 4528454)
Heh, so Americans figure we got more gays but less dirty smokers? Odd, but I couldn't help laughing at the clown. :lol:




http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3739/euvsusagv6.jpg
=p

Sorry but that last one is of bad quality, there isn't a real relation between the fat kid and the soldier...

Now if it featured an American soldier and a "Euro" soldier.. shameless stereotypes being the "shouting American asshole soldier who will raise his voice to communicate with people who don't speak English VERSU the european soldier who speaks three words of foreign language and has a translater with him to ask how the people are doing" . ;)

Huffardo August 24th, 2008 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Donutz (Post 4528459)
Sorry but that last one is of bad quality, there isn't a real relation between the fat kid and the soldier...

I'd figure there is at least as much relation as between the gay clown and the Marlboro man.

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Originally Posted by Admiral Donutz (Post 4528459)
Now if it featured an American soldier and a "Euro" soldier.. shameless stereotypes being the "shouting American asshole soldier who will raise his voice to communicate with people who don't speak English VERSU the european soldier who speaks three words of foreign language and has a translater with him to ask how the people are doing" . ;)

How would you fit that into one picture? :uhm:

Admiral Donutz August 24th, 2008 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Huffardo (Post 4528468)
I'd figure there is at least as much relation as between the gay clown and the Marlboro man.


How would you fit that into one picture? :uhm:

A picture of an American soldier doing a house search and a picture of a European soldier talking with a native in a clearly friendly way... but it might take some time to find the right images.

Biiviz August 24th, 2008 06:55 AM

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http://iputatextonimage.com/wp-conte...fference-2.jpg

I'm always grossed out by that thing on the right. :|

Huffardo August 24th, 2008 07:00 AM

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I'm scared. :'(

Kubador August 24th, 2008 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Biiviz (Post 4528472)
I'm always grossed out by that thing on the right. :|

Just like it was saying "You're next!". *shivers*

Archimonde0_0 August 24th, 2008 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Donutz (Post 4528471)
A picture of an American soldier doing a house search and a picture of a European soldier talking with a native in a clearly friendly way... but it might take some time to find the right images.


Picture of American soldiers dancing with the Native children, Picture of British Marines beating them to death, might take awhile to find the pictures.

Biiviz August 24th, 2008 07:21 AM

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Or a picture of American soldiers raping POWs in Iraq and French soldiers staying peacefully within their own borders.


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