Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Maybe but my spanglish swearing rocks, pinche pendejo de los cojones

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Damn J-dubs, Lobo just said your momma likes his chocolate in her peanut butter!!!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

No he didn't. That would be somewhere along the lines of "Su madre gustar mi pito in ella culo"

(I forgot what form of Ella to use, fuck you.)

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Yeah I remember this trip I took to Spain once. Or was that Mexico? It's easy to mix 'em up what with them bein' so close and all. But damn if everybody wasn't a foreigner. I don't speak none of that Spanish, so I didn't understand what the Spanishers were tellin' me. I kept yellin' louder at 'em 'cause with them bein' foreigners I know I had to help 'em with English, but that didn't help none. I ran across these three blind guys. I think they were blind 'cause they couldn't see I was a dude, and so they kept callin' me "Mary Cohn" for some reason. And it sounded like they were askin' me to poot or somethin'. Or maybe they were tryin' to sell me a hot computer. I just kept tellin' them "Como yo mama" like this one Spanish guy told me to say. He was a nice dude. Changed some money for me and he gave me some great big old coins for that crappy old paper money they have. Yeah, I outsmarted him.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Good story Jummy, Maricon.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

! You must spread some reputation around before giving it to jumjum again.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Is Apalachian slang?, hell, I love it

Years ago I met a stereotypical blonde californian hotty at Ecuador Jungle, after requesting me a cigarette she explained to me and my gang that she just learnt two phrases in spanish for her trips by La America, to say to all horny cholos:

1) Hola, ¿que tal? -----> Hi, How Are You?
2) No me toques ------> Don't touch me

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Don't cho be calling my man Jum no maricon, you broke ass bust down.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Well what have we here JW, a grandote gringo.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Moose, you're so damn white they have to throw a sheet over you so the stars can come out.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

You're so damn white that I couldn't come up with a response!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Obama Talks of Family's Military Service - From The Road

Our friend is now claiming that his uncle liberated Auschwitz.

Auschwitz was in Poland, and was liberated by Soviet troops.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Oh Noes!, Obama has a commie uncle, this is atrocious!!!

(You could remark the Buchenwald rectification, your skills for manipulation against your "enemies" are awesome)

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Yeah, no, that massive cock up of geography, history and lack of varification is just fine and dandy becuase Obama's campaign covered his ass.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Wow, someone quite important apparently neg repped me over a little sarcastic joke...nice. Didn't even bother to leave their name.

Anyways....yeah, he meant to say Buchenwald. What it does say is that he obviously doesn't care much about his great uncle's war record when he can't even remember the very different name of the concentration camp he helped to liberate.... Course, the Obama campaign will bounce back with a few words about change. Its amazing how gullible people are these days.

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largess of the public treasury. From that time on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the results that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship."- Alexander Tyler, a Scottish historian of Athens.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

I think Bush fanboys could keep their mouth very closed in regards of grammar, spelling and geographical mistakes of people, you will look prettier :)

Or maybe you think Obama was lieing?, he had not ancesstors who fought in the ww2 for America and free world like most of american families?, exactly why?, because he is dem and the dems don't die for his country?

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Um, Lobo, I just said he's not lying. His great uncle liberated Buchenwald. The fact that he didn't even know this and went for the first concentration camp that comes to mind, ie, Auschwitz, says how much he actually cares about his great uncle.

And Lobo, last I checked, us repubs on this forum seem to be pretty damn good at our grammar, spelling, and geography.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Lobo speaks better English than Bush. Sad day in America.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Ok, I got it, so it's just to be a nittpicky drama queen about whatever related to Mr.Obama...my apologies, I am slow lately.

Grammar and spelling maybe, geography who knows, JumJum said Spain is close to Mexico...arriba, arriba, arriba, yuhuhui!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

And jumjum was joking, you better be too.

And the problem isn't so much how its being nitpicky of Obama, but how the media reacts, totally downplaying it. If bush made such a mistake, the media would be all over him like flies on honey.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Yeah, media is clever and loves wise sexy people, what can we do?, Bush is a secondary actor of a bad vodevil

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Yes, Obama's campaign has now corrected the statement to his great uncle (he doesn't have an American uncle) and that it was Ohrdruf camp which was liberated.

That doesn't excuse Obama's ignorance of history and geography. Doesn't take a Phd scholar to know that Auschwitz was in Poland and that the USSR overran all of Poland on their way to Germany.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Ok, what is your propossal, Obama must leave the race and dems don't present a candidate or what?

Damn, Obama, you lost my respect, shame on you!, Ohrdruf, dude, Ohrdruf!!!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Huh? Watch out, looks like he skipped the tapas completely and kept slamming the sangria. And he's apparently a mean drunk....

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

i get stupid by reading threads like these, but i simply want to point out only thing that matters for being a good president is what he will do, shame the only news i read is bashing instead of trying to make policies clear.

Anyhow at least he could claim his great uncle actually came under sniper fire

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

But you see, while it may be a simple gaffe, it also reviels something about his character, which influances what he will do. The big problem I have with this is that Obama didn't bother to take the time to call up his mom or any other family members to double check. Hell, he could of just turned to an aide and gone "Hey, we liberated Auschwitz, right? Look it up on Wikipedia real quick."

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

true , but if i have to post everytime McCain and bush say something wrong , or more importantly flatout lie, this forum would crash, ok im exagarating.

No one who favors Obama for his policies and personality is going to change their mind cause of this, its only good enough to feed the ones who dont like him.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

No seriously, my brain is going to asplode, Junior is famous because any foreign place at east of Potomac River has 95% options to be mislabelled by him and we are here in a flamefest ordeal because the evil Obama mislabeled two 40's lagers...no offence but you are a walking comedy

*hicks, rica sangria!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Too bad that no one with his great uncle's name from Kansas served in the US Army during WWII, although someone with his name from Kansas served in the Navy in the Pacific. Must have been one hell of a sailor to liberate a German work camp from half way around the world.

Riehl World View: A New Problem For Obama?

But hey, just keep telling yourself that none of this matters. He was just tired and made a gaffe (and another and another and another). None of this was deliberate and it doesn't speak at all to his character.

Just keep drinking the Obama-mania kool aid.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

You can talk about Obama's gaffe, sure. But then we look at Bush, he makes one every hour. I don't see you obama haters mentioning Bush's fuck ups which far outweigh Obamas and his cocksucking ass got 2 terms!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Probably because you assume that Obama haters are Pro-Bush/McCain. Seriously, this is a sad day when our current president and relevant candidates are complete tools. The only thing going for McCain is his wife... damn, Id hit that gilfy Cindy!!!

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

I was thinking the Auschwitz-for-Buchenwald thing was bfd, and not a mistake that reflected poorly on him. But if this sailor uncle thing proves out, then Obama has graduated to the Bill Clinton Fantasy League. Surely it's not true - it's just too big a stretch.

Not that I don't think him capable of making stuff up cause it sounds good - he's done it plenty. But it might be a slap to the chops of some that don't understand what a hard-nosed cynical pair of operators (Michelle too) they are. He's a Chicago pol, fer crissakes. People haven't caught on yet that the Obamas are the 2008 models of the 1992 Clintons. Little difference in essential character and motivation except that 1) Barack has apparently kept it in his pants (or fooled around with more trustworthy partners - my vote); 2) Bill had tons more governing experience than Barack; 3) Bill had actual and fairly specific policy ideas and 4) Hillary actually earned a living in a real profession.

Obama can not beat McCain. Hillary can. It will be fun seeing the Democrats ignore obvious common sense - just as the Republicans after winning Congress by acting like Democrats.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

But what happens when Obama beats McCain Jummy, you'll have to eat your words.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

*emerging from the Muppets Critics' balcony*
Put it this way, folks - John McCain's VP is going to be the 45th president of the United States of America! Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk!

That's all I have to say about the US presidential election, to be honest.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

If it doesn't happen they will need to add a new rule in the Geneva Convention, because I will do my best to reach insane levels of cruelty in the comments about USA elections =p

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Because if they make a different decision than you, they all deserve to burn in hell, right Lobo?

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Sounds more like the American religious right to me.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Oh sorry Johnny, I didn't know I have not right to express my opinions and feelings with total freedom. Ok, if Obama wins I will hide in my cave in shame to not hurt your feelings

Bad Lobo, bad
:donitz:

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Of course you have a right to express your opinion in complete freedom, and I have the right to call you a gaint, evasive douche because of them.

Douche.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Douche doesnt have the same effect over there that it does here... I was doing something in my apartment and my girls mother (non english speaker) says "douche" over and over again... well it was funny but she just didnt know how to get the hot water going so she could "wash" something. I hear puto is pretty good insult though.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Sorry puto (thanks stylie), I have fullfilled my weekly quota of flamefests, come back next week =p

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Meadow actually brings up a very good point. There is a very good chance the McCain may indeed die in office.... Duly, I've been looking after the the VP possibilities with a keen eye. Romney looks good, course he's also eyeing a possible run in 2012. Rice would be cool, but last I checked she said that she wasn't going to take the job, though I'd love to see the look on democrat faces if she became the first woman and black president:p

All in all, the VP McCain chooses is actually going to be very important to the campaign.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Rice as VP?, I think somebody didn't pay attention to what happened in the last 5 years around here...in the world I mean.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

I'm not even ready to say Obama will be the candidate, because the grown-ups may still decide to exert some authority. Think about it: will Dems actually put up as their candidate the guy who makes Spanish anarKists go gaga over him? You don't believe the bosses (and the bosses do run things) will think about how badly that translates in about 40 out of 50 states? The only reason Hillary may voluntarily fold is if she thinks it will put her in better position for 2012. In that scenario, Obama leads the party to a stunning, stinging defeat against a one-termer RINO, and come 2012 she's the only game in town.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

A frightening vision of the future. The adults will take control, yeah right. People don't want an adult willing to slog it out over the long run, they want flashy promises of Hope and Change and someone to tell them how wrong America has been for making difficult choices.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Now I have seen the light, if JumJum is so frightened with Mr.Obama he is the answer...Mr.Obama I mean. To be honest maybe I dislike Hillary becase people like you have been bashing her non stop the last decade and a half with bullshit and I have fallen in your classic far right trap, I must think about it, but at this moment my aracnid sense doesn't trust in a lady with the eyes and mouth so open all day.

I love it, all far right peeps are clones in the whole world, our actual president is socialist, he won two months ago the re-election, the far right here was saying almost the same words like Johhny, during the last four years of the most obnoxious cripto-fascist oposition: He is "bambi", people don't want to hear vague ideas of Hope and Change, bla, bla, bla

"People don't want someone to tell them how wrong America has been for making difficult choices". Are you sure?, you prefer to keep on truckin' by the wrong road?

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Bam. Right there. Why worry about solutions when we can call each other scary names. I don't suppose you see anything wrong with the fact El Presidente capitulated to a threat and you're secure only untill they want more from you.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Did you read that in one of those beloved far right blogs of you, Johnny?, I am not surprised, that people loves to talk shit.

For your info, to withdraw our troops from Iraq was an electoral promise of The Spaniard Socialist Party for the 2004 elections, it was in their program since the Day #1 of the illegal invasion of Iraq, one year before (2003), and had the support of 90% of the spaniard citizenship...90%...this means not only left people but the massive majority of our population, obviously our far right puppet president didn't give a damn about our desires...democracy (/sarcasm)

3 days before the elections the terrorists attacked us (March 11, 2004), and our goverment tried to lie us about who were the attackers, we got the bluff and they lost. Then our new president acomplished his promise, something refreshing for a politician, and we are proud of that decision, we didn't want to "play" in that wrong, illegal, useless slaughter.

I honestly think you didn't get the real esence of the "threat", no wonder, the famous War on Terror is a great bluff of your boss and gang, so you are lost with so much disinformation. Madrid was attacked by people living here for years, dude, they didn't get the order from Mr. Laden, they decided the slaughter by themselves, and our reaction was the logic one: policemen and judges worked, hunted them down, trial, guilty and to the jail, end of history, The Army meanwhile peeling off potatoes, this war can't be won crushing random countries, if spaniards would decide to attack a random country to avoid an hipotetical future threat we would be silly like your boss and we can't be soooo silly.

The London attack was exactly the same.

Now 11-S was slightly diferent, Bin Laden organized it, his people made it, I can understand free world must invade Afghanistan to finish an obnoxious government sheltering Bin Laden, ok, that's right...but Iraq, Iran, Siria?, what the hell is our business there, do you really think we are going to avoid posible attacks on Europe, USA or wherever invading all countries you dislike?...really, Mr.Laden is somewhere between Afghanistan and Pakistan, talibans are pushing again and we are loosing miserably our time with your Iraq adventure. I could understand your fanboyism in the first days, the tanks running by the desert like victorious walkirias, the patriotic bullshit and all that mambo, but now?, 5 years later with all the info that we know now?, with that frikkin mess, and the countless victims for nothing?, how is possible you still support that madness?

Really, Johnny, the jihadists can come after us when they want, we are insane dudes, but please...don't help us more, really, nobody called for your "help"!. And for your info, you gringos have not lessons to give us about terrorism, we suffer terrorism here since 50 years ago, research it, maybe they talk also about that in your blogs.

Everything clear now?, good

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

You have hit upon the issue that has been completely overlooked. A McCain presidency might very well make William Henry Harrison's look like a dynasty.

Here's the way it could go the morning after the whirl of inauguration parties, with its own crush of events that comes after endless meetings and decisions and terribly difficult transition planning -

The McCains don't get in their new White House bed until 4:00 a.m. Cindy had made sure she brought their old nightcap cups from home, and pours them both their usual bedtime vodka. A Big Gulp cup for her; a 16-ounce Junior for Johnny since he's cut back these days. As an inauguration treat, and because she's been such a good girl throughout the campaign and transition period, she tosses 20 or so Oxycontins into hers to dissolve while John is straining to produce a bloody trickle of urine in the Warren G. Harding bidet.

As they trade places and Cindy goes to replace the Maxipad that she has to wear constantly now that menopause has completely screwed up her body, John absentmindedly grabs the 32-ounce Gulp and drains it in one breath, like he used to at Tailhook. Rather, like he did at the good Tailhook conventions. Back when they had those drunk, gorgeous girls with all those gorgeous tits just dying to give away all that gorgeous pussy. Like Cindy. Good days for a hot hero fighter jock they were. What a babe Cindy was then! God, what a juicy piece of pussy.....at least it was back before menopause had turned it into two huge flaps of what looked like beef jerky and smelled like dead catfish. Ah, the good Tailhook. Before they were ruined by all those feminist cun....Damn, gotta stop thinking like that if I don't want to screw up and say what I really think. He collapses in bed.

As Cindy sits and repeatedly uses the bidet spray flush to try to hydrate her Death Valley labia, she rewards herself a little more with a half-dozen additional Oxys, which she grinds up by hand right on the Coolidge bathroom counter. She lowers here head and just hoovers the powder straight into her nose, no straw. Oh yeah. She may rest here a minute......

*Three hours later* Cindy jerks awake, still slumped on the pot, just as she was four hours earlier, with her panties around her feet and feminine hygiene products next to them. "Honey, time to get up....Let's go, Mr. President.....Come on, John, lots to do today....John?...John?...John!"

*Cut to White House, as the incoming Chief Of Staff addresses the new executive team: "Okay, gotta get organized. Let's assign access passes and office space in the West Wing first." *Secretary rushes in, frantically whispers to the Chief. He speaks again: "Well. I see. Okay then. Look, everybody who was supposed to get an all-access pass to the White House, this might take a little while longer." *Cries of disbelief, irritation, confusion* "Sorry, it can't be helped. We have to wait and see who President Paul wants to have these things.......

Dum dum duuuuuuummmmmmm!!!!!

Crazier things have happened.

Re: Barack Obama, should I be worried?
 

Stop it Jum, I'm scared.