He'd be given a parade through Red Square. What the fuck do you think would happen to him?
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Originally Posted by Lobo
And you must know it well, since you are being trained as psycho killer in the marines, seals, rangers or any other of those organizations for dudes with Peter Pan syndrom
I'm rather glad that Hitler decided to kill himself. This is going to sound so strange but it really makes for a better ending to the greatest "story" (simply for lack of a better word. No, I'm not calling WWII a story) ever told. Hitler being captured would be totally out of his character. A man half-crazed holed in a bunker in the last city which was only a few years back an empire made of almost all of Europe is NOT going to let himself be captured.
Hitler himself saw what happened to other officials captured. He was afraid of his body being paraded through the streets as a war prize.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
-Winston Churchill
Why oh why would you just kill him outright instead of dragging it on? Such a quick punishment would not be just. First, you make him watch every episode of Gilmore girls; just so he goes "this isn't hell but it's not heaven, it's something in between..." Then you take him to a gay parade and tell them he's your toy for the evening and you can do this in as many cities as you want. While in all the cities you also have a day of kicks to the nuts where athletes go first according to kicking power. Then for the rest of his life you dress him up as a clown and put him in a dunk tank at various Bar mitzvahs. That's what would happen. :P
I heard a team was trained to assasinate hitler near the eagles nest, never did it though because allied command thought Hitler would bring an end to germany faster than they could.
Yeah, I saw the history channel show on that. They realized that the german army would greatly improve in fighting capability if Hitler was killed. Kinda ironic that Germany would have been in a better situation had their leader been killed...don't think that happens very often.
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