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Mr. Pedantic March 24th, 2008 05:43 PM
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Oh God, there is some confused thinking here, but I just can't fix it. I'm merely one small man. I feel even less than that: a single, tiny Who of order and logic who has cried out in hopes of being heard by that mass of grossly confused and misled Hortons. However, the lovely order and elegant rationality of the ever-shrinking Whoville of logic will not be saved - it will be boiled in the burning oil of mass ignorance and the morality of relativity run amuck. Because it is overwhelming to even think of trying to stem this tide of muddled thought and mushy ideation. So the miasma of mental chaos goes unchallenged and unchecked. We are doomed.
Stop being so melodramatic. You're not going to drown.

Stray03 March 24th, 2008 06:31 PM
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Jum me thinks you've been hanging around our emo friend too much lately.

I'm not excusing the guy I'm just saying that as is everything else we do, Law is flawed. If it wasn't you would have never had the job you did lol.

Now all in good fun:

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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
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The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

[130.Pz]W.Fuchs March 27th, 2008 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Stray03 (Post 4274359)
Now all in good fun:
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
That one was funny, thanks for sharing :D

Nurenig March 27th, 2008 11:02 AM
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The US couldnt really afford to have Mengelle caught as they done a deal to have all the Japenise Doctors so that they would befound Innocent in there trials & trust the shit the japs did was a lot worst than what Mengele dude.

They tested Biological Weapons on POW
Tested a Death Ray on a Human (LOL THATS NOT BULLSHIT)

Zehnder March 27th, 2008 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Nurenig (Post 4277729)
Tested a Death Ray on a Human...
Hmmm, I've been working on one of those since the 6th grade.

So far this is the best I've come up with:
http://techdigest.tv/weta_raygun.jpg



Oberst Zehnder
Headquarters
130th Panzer Lehr Division

Mr. Pedantic March 27th, 2008 07:56 PM
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what on earth is that abomination?


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