Free Moose12
 

Okay, he probably should have been executed for abandoning his unit in the face of the enemy. But we gotta let him out of the avatar and sig. Why? Because I'm tired of him going all emo about poor-me-I'll-just-wait-for-the-next-person-to-kick-me. Free him and let's be done with the self-pity.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Never!!!

Re: Free Moose12
 

Agreed. I entertained the thought for about .5 seconds!!!

Re: Free Moose12
 

I don't even want this, Jum you softie.

Re: Free Moose12
 

The current leadership has shown itself to be weak! Their soft treatment towards the treacherous scum that is Moose has shown exactly how seriously they take the security of this glorious natio- er, forum!

The time has come for those who know how to run this forum to step forward, and declare a new state, based on freedom, equality, and complete state control of public and private affairs!

http://updatecenter.britannica.com/e...5&rendTypeId=4

Crush the weak oppressors! Destroy our enemies with an iron fist! Ban Moose! Free pr0n!

Onwards, Comrades, to GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!

Re: Free Moose12
 

Oh damn. If I remember my history I'm supposed to go to Mexico City and wait on one of you to nail me in the back of the head with an ice ax. And all because I tried to be nice to Moose. Let this be a lesson.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Haha. The new regime shall be in place before the week is out, I'm sure. I shall content myself with sitting in the back rooms making sure everything runs smoothly - I'm sure we'll see a fair few people who wish to step up to be a dictator.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Yeah shut your face Trotsky.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Ssshhhh....
The walls have ears :cool:

Re: Free Moose12
 

Free him from what? He hasn't even been banned yet, contrary to popular demand.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Our Danish comrade is right. As for Moose - rest assured, wretched traitor, that under the new regime you shall be punished with far greater strength than in the lacklustre old days.

Now then, I have to see a man about a Five Year Plan.

Re: Free Moose12
 

You can't administer anything to me good sir, I reject your reality and subsitute my own.

Re: Free Moose12
 

$20 says he keeps the avatar willingly.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Moose is lucky that the FBI hasn't caught on and that he's no hiding amongst his cohorts in French Canada, and let it be known you have no place to hide, not even down here in new zealand

Re: Free Moose12
 

Can we nuclear winterize Sibera before we send Moose on over?

Re: Free Moose12
 

you'd think siberia is cold enough already....

Re: Free Moose12
 

Oh buddy the last place on earth I'd hide is French Canada *shudder*

Re: Free Moose12
 

The self-pity is just a ploy. Once we'd free him, he'd start wacking off constantly again.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Again?

Re: Free Moose12
 

BUUUWWAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Well, I think it has already been, uh, like, "God winterized".

I knew it. Listen to me: No good dead goes unpunished. Any unilateral or gratuitous display of generosity of spirit, kindness or benevolence will be viewed as a sign of weakness and will thus invite aggression.

Re: Free Moose12
 

I had to read it over 9 times and I still can't get what you mean by saying that? Whatever, you know when to bring out superb quotes at the right time :). From the Bible, right?

Oh, and I noticed you mispelled "deed" with "dead" and after the grammar-nazi thread I'm like a hawk with English mistakes. :rofl:

Re: Free Moose12
 

Nabbed me. All it means is, if you're nice to some people, they'll treat you like a doormat. And it's from The Book Of Jumjum.

Re: Free Moose12
 

+rep for catching jumjum in a grammatical faux pas!!! Well done! :beer:

oh and for living less than an hour away from me.

Re: Free Moose12
 

That's right! You have to be strong, firm! A man of steel!

Re: Free Moose12
 

Hmmmm. "Man of Steel". As in "Stalin". I like that.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Ha. "A hero of the Soviet people, most people don't realize it would cost some lives to make a country great."

Re: Free Moose12
 

Heh. Incredible, isn't it? 10-1 there are no positive statements there from any average citizen who lived in the USSR while he ruled; or in Poland, Hungary, Romania, Albania, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, Austria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania or East Germany while he was "helping" those countries.

Re: Free Moose12
 

The revolution is complete. We must welcome our new glorious leader, Chairman Jum*, and prepare for the changes he willl doubtless make.

Toughness on our enemies! Strong against spam! Ban Moose!

Onwards, Off Topic!

*It should be noted that Chairman Jum bears no resemblance in the slightest to the previous reactionary jumjum and his weak government of revolutionary saboteurs. Anyone attempting to point out this non-existent resemblance or to discover more about it will receive a visit from their local Commisar.

Re: Free Moose12
 

Any plot to make Chairman Jum, friend to animals and children, resemble the wretched tratior Jumjum is the work of anti-social facists.


(Also, should we wait for a new FH'er, feed him lies about jumjum and give him the ice pick, or do it our selves?)

Re: Free Moose12
 

Dedicated to Moose12

YouTube - Quite like a Moose

Re: Free Moose12
 

I feel loved. I also like how everybody adds the two stupid numbers after my name that were just put there because some butthead took Moose. It feels so impersonal. I have over 1000 posts more then any other Moose on the gf forums, I think I deserve to be called just Moose, without the 12, the full Moose12 just makes it feel impersonal and rude. It'd be like instead of calling him Vandyke, the guy who posted on page 2, you always called him {dBd}SSgt.DickVanDyke. Hey, nice post {dBd}SSgt.DickVanDyke, it just looks rude!

Re: Free Moose12
 

Stop crying!

Re: Free Moose12
 

Next time maybe we will not be able to save the...FH Off-Topic Forum

It's not a spam forum, I tell it again