I have this image of you people as the types of gentlemen who sit forward in your la-z-boys shouting unintelligibly at your televisions.

Getting angry about television is...erm. Ahem.

Are you spying on me?

All this goes to prove that advertisers are the most ridiculously stupid people on Earth, and if there is a pitchfork and torch party, I'm in.

You know if you'd stop with that world travel for a minute, you might be able to rot your brain like the rest of us.

As a practicing adherent of the schadenfreude religion, I'm gonna go stick pins in my voodoo doll of FB's BMW...