3077307

Re: Your role in WW2.

July 31st, 2006 04:26 PM

You're absolutely right - my Grandmother still talks about the German prisoners who were held at Camp Shelby in Southern Mississippi and how they would cut grass on the highway, build bridges, etc.

As for me, I'd have to go with US Navy destroyer commander in the Pacific - love those Fletchers.

3081475

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 1st, 2006 04:42 PM

Well I probably would just defend my country and serve in the Dutch Royal Army.

If I had to pick up a side that had a more active part in the war I probably would be in the British army (German would be cool thoughn with their equipment but I wouldn't really like to fight in the name of Hitler and national socialism).

3082188

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 1st, 2006 08:49 PM

FuzzyBunnyOkay, not bad, not bad. But, really, babe, c'mon. Is that really something we can base the rollout of a new product line on? Is it? I mean, Fuzz, babe, you're a genius, you're my main man, you're hot, you're now, you're happening! You're that Owen Wilson Hansel guy instead of Zoolander, right? Who has more Addy's, huh? But, God's lips to my ear, I think it needs a little, just a little, punching up before we pitch it to the honchoes at Auditory Mechanical Action Verisimilitude for their worldwide campaign. You know what a bunch of ballbreakers the AMAV assholes are. They're not the schlubs at Onomatopoeiac Sounds, boyo. They're even worse than the putzes at Bang, Boom, Boing and Woof.

So, what if, okay, we keep your basic framework, it's wonderful, but what if we tweak it just a little bit? I mean, it's still your work, I'd only get an assist here, right? But, instead of *kerr-chick* *Boom*, we go with *chick-chock* *WHOOOM!!*...Get it? Huh? Huh? Hear the difference there? Listen...*chick-chock* *WHOOOM!!*... See, what I'm saying here? It makes all the difference, bubalah. Sure, yours is golden, really, but this way gives it that, that something that says we're the ones to have 32 million simollions dropped in our laps. So it's a done deal then? I'm glad we're clear on this. That's my boy. You're a class act, FB. What a pro. I love ya, kid. Say hello to...uh, your...uh, that beautiful girl, eh? What a knockout, her. Ciao, babe.

3082271

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 1st, 2006 09:23 PM

According to Lobo, Id be spreadin the demon seed to some fortunate leather nazi babes... To ummm better their race... So ummm... I'll be going then, things to do, you know...

3082683

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 2nd, 2006 12:37 AM

What would I do, since I'm from Sweden I wouldn't really do very much, just

BUt If I had to join some side I would like to be in JG-52 air unit on the eastern front. Fly with Erich Hartmann etc... shoot down crappy Yak-9s and Mustangs... Since (what I have read) they didn't take the nazi ideology very seriously, their commander got into disputes with Göring a lot
Then I would like fly the Me262...

3090046

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 4th, 2006 02:23 AM

i would kill the germans with my extreme skateboarding skills

3090618

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 4th, 2006 08:03 AM

Well, when I was rappelling down Mt. Vesuvius, I had this vision, and it went *kerr-chikk*, but I will meet you halfway on the *chikk-chokk*. Babe.

Now, I dunno about you, but my Mossberg definitely BOOMs, not WHOOM. WHOOM is something for a steroidal vacuum cleaner on full-reverse (nukular powered.) You wouldn't want to go hunting Nazis with something that goes WHOOM? That's kind of effete.

3090761

Re: Your role in WW2.

August 4th, 2006 09:00 AM

Yeah you're right. BOOM is almost it. But I have it. This is inspired. It works on so many levels. Instead of "BOOM!", it's....."DOOM!!"

God, I wish I got paid for this.