Aviation Funnies

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JumJum, I've asked you this before and you gave me an offhand response.
How old are you really?

[Sgt.kar98]

“TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”
“Center, we’re at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”
“Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

This one I already read,but was in portuguese and was larger than this one.

I know one,but I don´t know how to tell.
I´ll do that later....

[Braun]

Originally Posted by jumjum

Hmmmm, so that means British Airways let's 85-year-olds pilot their 747's?

Who said this happened in 2006. The 747 is an old plane and most captains are pretty aged.
Oh and Donuts the Fokker they were talking about was most likely a Fokker 100 which is a small jet still used a lot. Not some old WW1 aircraft.

[FlyGuy45]

Pilots are not always to blame for accidents, sometimes its the ATC's fault

Spoiler:

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Hehe thats a funny picture.

Whats an ATC??

[FlyGuy45]

Air Traffic Controller.

[Braun]

False. A pilot has the overall control and final decision on anything he does. All aircraft are equipped with TCAS which warns the pilot about any dangerously close airplanes. It's never the ATC's fault.

[FlyGuy45]

Braun, aren't you going to an ATC school thing next year(If so, good luck!)?

[Braun]

Yes I am (if everything goes as planned) and thank you. I already hold my Private Pilot's License and will hopefully continue you on and get all my ratings up to Class 3 instructor.

[Admiral Donutz]

Originally Posted by jumjum

To FuzzyBunny: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nayh, nayaaaaah, nyaaaaaah! I didn't have to cheeeee---eeeaaat!

Donuts, I had no idea that was possible. But I won the square and honest way, and merely watched Himmler turn and walk away after I, I alone, killed the resurrected Heinrich.

You may both touch the hem of my garment, you weaklings...

I finished the game the honoust way first obviously, including killing the end boss. I then got bored and wanted to kill Himmler. Cheated around in some other maps aswell for the fun of it, not sure what I did but it kept be hooked to the game for a few more days. AH yes I remember. I first started to cheat to see if I could let my comrade survive in level 1.