Re: is heineken hollands no1 export?
 

Rum is even better, coconut rum. I don't like the taste of wiskey and wine yet but I will have to get used to those eventually too I guess.

Re: is heineken hollands no1 export?
 

HOT TALL BLONDE WOMEN WITH HUGE TEETH, and mobile homes = Holland's #1 and #2 exports, respectively.

German sex & drug tourists = biggest import. HA HA KLAUS, LOOK AT HER, SHE IS NOT VEARING ANYZING.

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A german sex joke without the mention of "weinershnitzel"?


For shame...

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"Wiener Schnitzel" (I'm never again allowing a Canadian to get away with mocking the US public education system without a swift beating) has nothing to do with "wieners."

Everyone knows that "Wiener Schnitzel" is made from cows, while the "wiener" sausage is a product of wiener dogs.

So give the (wiener) dog a bone.

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Thank you. :bows:

Heineken really doesn't compare to some of the local brews around here. Kölsch is excellent, and Weizen beer is just amazing.

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Well said, but I still cant get used to it. I hated that stuff when all we had was 22% coco ribe and Malibu. Thankfully Bacardi put out a nice high-test Coco Rum. I have a feeling there are flames licking at my heals though!

Re: is heineken hollands no1 export?
 

Heineken does taste a little bland to me, i prefer something with a little more character, like Duvel.
And i like a nice red wine from time to time.

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A friend of mine was on a strategy consulting project for Heineken. They worked on-site.

That whole team was alcoholic when the project ended, I'm not even joking.

Do they still only serve beer in those ridiculous little tiny glasses in Holland? WTF is up with that?

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They drink Heineken with foam over there....
Nuff said
I drank a lot of Stella, Carlsberg, and booze when I was in YUROP.

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I like Guinness. I know it has nothing to do with Holland but I just love that stuff.