130th Panzer Lehr Division

[Moose12]

Thanks muddy, I was tired of seeing my name with "5 days ago" next to it. Wait I just posted again, Ah the cycle!

[Von Mudra]

Ah, tis a vicious cycle, Elche, terrible, terrible cycle.

[Moose12]

Do you like my christmas tree?

[Zehnder]

Yes, the very definition of "Festive."

[Mad Cat]

this is genius, you make a recruitment thread for your clan and you and your clanmates can just talk about the most pointless things without it being counted as spam... great job getting away with it

[Zehnder]

We are masters.

But there's always an uproar when we show up in other threads so spamming the shit out of our own gets us by. If you have, or know of another clan who has a recruitment thread that we could go spam, please don't hesitate to inform us promptly so our excess bullshit can spill over somwhere else.

[Moose12]

Plus by spamming this thread, it gets potential elisted interested because they see it as an oppurtunity to spam

[Von Mudra]

Man:You sit here, dear.

Wife:All right.Man:Morning!

Waitress:Morning!

Man:Well, what've you got?

Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife:I don't want ANY spam!

Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!

Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress:Urgghh!

Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress:Shut up!

Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress:Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:I don't like spam!

Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress:Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[FlyGuy45]

The Red Army thread could get some lovin'. ;-)

[Moose12]

Muddy, you took it a bit over board.

Pilotka you really want us to do that to you're thread?