Quotes (Any that are funny or you like)
 

This is just to have a laught and joke about the lines in movies.

"Good,Bad, I'm the guy with a gun"-Ash from Army of Darkness

"Oh God!!!"
"Smith will suffice"-Bane and Agent Smith from The Matrix:Reloaded

[Watching a cartoon.]
Stanley Spadowski: "Watch out, Mr. Coyote! ...Aww."

Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen!
George Newman: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really! Just BASH my head right in!
Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks

Kuni: You took the box! Let's see what in the box!
[box is opened]
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Stupid!! You're so stupid!!!

George Newman: Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.

your a funney guy.

"And he piled upon the whales white hum, a sum of all the rage and hate, had his chest been a cannon he would have shot his heart upon him"
Captain Picard quoting Moby ****
(Not funny, just I like it!)

Moby Richard then!!!!

"to be or not to be" Khan just before kirk blows him up.

Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised me?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral!

Star Trek IV: The Voyage home.

scooty: "i know this ship like the back of my hand."
he walks into a overhead beam and nocks himself out.

Agent K:(After he loses his memory)Whats that?
Agent J:The Denuralizer it can transfer your thoughts that you have lost back into your memory.....(forgot the rest.)
Agent K: Great whats that
Agent J: The Denuralizer it tran-(sigh)

MIB 2

(Agent K opens locker at train station and little furry guys are in there with K's watch, the watch counts down the time till the earth blows up or something)Furry Things:All hail K, All hail K, Oh K can you see-
AgEntK:Just give me the watch.
Furry Things: Before you go want to enjoy free entertainment in the back!(The Furry Things walk into a striper club)
Agent J:errr..No Thanks-Slam!! The locker closes
Agent J:Wait heres another watch for you guys.



Agent J on a subway with a 50ft worm trying to eat the subway.

Agent J:Excuse me people we have a bug in the electrical system.(Repeats 2 times) The people on the subway just sit there.
The worm bites the back part of the train off,the people run.
Agent J:Oh now y'all runnin.

MIB 2

Thats only three i hav like 100 more but my fingers hurt.

Sulu: Traget that eplosion and fire!
Star Trek 6

"i think...... i just shat myself" -fat man (Mr. Deeds)

"HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED" - micheal palin (Monty Python + Holy grail)

"Don't tell me my buisness devil woman!!" -Old guy (Billy Madison)

Adam Sandler's movies are so damn funny.:cool: :cool:

It's like freckin cat nip for clones-Mini Me's eating the Chocolate from Dr. Evil-From Austin Powers in Goldmember

"ha Goose you big stud, take me to bed or loose me forever."
"Show me the way home honey!!"

TOPGUN what a film.

"you know dexter"
"what the man that invented the artificial apendix?"
"yes!"
Top Gun Part Deux

love that just the sheer pointlessness of an artificial apendix

Ehm, actually it's from Hot Shots Part Deux..:P

oops thats the one i meant.

"surly you cant be serious."
"iam and dont call me shurly."

what movie is that from?

airplane

"sir these lights are blinking out of sequence"
"well get them blinking in sequence"

thats off airplane sequal has kirk in it :D

"shes losted that loving felling."
"damb i hate it when she does that."