Quotes (Any that are funny or you like)
 

This is just to have a laught and joke about the lines in movies.

"Good,Bad, I'm the guy with a gun"-Ash from Army of Darkness

"Oh God!!!"
"Smith will suffice"-Bane and Agent Smith from The Matrix:Reloaded

[Watching a cartoon.]
Stanley Spadowski: "Watch out, Mr. Coyote! ...Aww."

Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen!
George Newman: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really! Just BASH my head right in!
Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks

Kuni: You took the box! Let's see what in the box!
[box is opened]
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Stupid!! You're so stupid!!!

George Newman: Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.

your a funney guy.

"And he piled upon the whales white hum, a sum of all the rage and hate, had his chest been a cannon he would have shot his heart upon him"
Captain Picard quoting Moby ****
(Not funny, just I like it!)

Moby Richard then!!!!

"to be or not to be" Khan just before kirk blows him up.

Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised me?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral!

Star Trek IV: The Voyage home.

scooty: "i know this ship like the back of my hand."
he walks into a overhead beam and nocks himself out.

Agent K:(After he loses his memory)Whats that?
Agent J:The Denuralizer it can transfer your thoughts that you have lost back into your memory.....(forgot the rest.)
Agent K: Great whats that
Agent J: The Denuralizer it tran-(sigh)

MIB 2

(Agent K opens locker at train station and little furry guys are in there with K's watch, the watch counts down the time till the earth blows up or something)Furry Things:All hail K, All hail K, Oh K can you see-
AgEntK:Just give me the watch.
Furry Things: Before you go want to enjoy free entertainment in the back!(The Furry Things walk into a striper club)
Agent J:errr..No Thanks-Slam!! The locker closes
Agent J:Wait heres another watch for you guys.



Agent J on a subway with a 50ft worm trying to eat the subway.

Agent J:Excuse me people we have a bug in the electrical system.(Repeats 2 times) The people on the subway just sit there.
The worm bites the back part of the train off,the people run.
Agent J:Oh now y'all runnin.

MIB 2

Thats only three i hav like 100 more but my fingers hurt.

Sulu: Traget that eplosion and fire!
Star Trek 6